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What Jaskier goes to Kaer Morhen AU is this
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I HAD TO draw Ekhidna!Geralt cuz I drew Siren!Jaskier yesterday.
So this is siren in the witcher 3
...and this is ekhidna. Do they look the same? You're right. In tw3, ekhidna is just a stronger ver of siren. And that's why Jaskier is a siren and Geralt is an ekhidna. Thank you. 😎
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geralt: I’m going to ask you a question and I need you to be honest. did you fuck the king of redania??
jaskier: no I didn’t
geralt: ok thank fu-
jaskier: when I fucked him he was still the prince, so technically I haven’t fucked the king
jaskier: yet
geralt: ……………………..
jaskier: give me a few hours
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While looking at jaskiers pile of things he packed for winter at kaer morhen
Geralt: You have alot of baggage
Jaskier: yeah I know but I'm going to therapy
Geralt: hmmm not what I meant
Jaskier: BTW he wants us to have a joint session of couples counseling
Geralt: We arent dating
Jaskier: not relevant, we are scheduled in already
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Fun Fact and History Lesson!
The 'no beta we die like [character]' originated from this damn photo that went viral on Tumblr in 2016 and changed Ao3 tags and fanfic vernacular forever.
Meaning: it's a tag used on fics that were not beta read (the author didn't get someone to read it for them before posting). Betas read fics to check for spelling, grammar, consistently, etc and often edit it.
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Similarly, 'Dead dove' or 'dead dove do not eat' is from this scene in Arrested Development.
Meaning: if there's a warning of something really dark/bad, don't open/read it and expect something different. Or: 'mind the tags this is dark, don't read if you don't like it'.
#fanfiction#fandom#fan fiction vernacular#internet history lesson if you will#dont know how to tag this#im so old because i was there#feel free to fact check on known your meme if you dont believe me
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sometimes when a drawing isnt really comin out right u just gotta add some blood……………….. then u add some and it all comes together….yess….all according to plan…..
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#im right but on tumblr#another from my twt#the witcher#incorrect witcher quotes#witcher memes#netflix the witcher#eskel
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Jaskier:
I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal'. You don't know that. Neither do I. I haven't died even ONCE.
Stop making assumptions. Nothing has been proven yet.
It's rude.
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"I always wondered what it was that made your songs so irresistible. Now I understand."
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