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i present you all with dottore being an animal about chussy
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I needed to make this for a friend because they really needed sad hampster Cyno in their life.
And I thought with the genshin fandom being as big as it is I could just Google and find Cyno's hair to paste onto the hamster but no! I couldn't!
So I have the hair with headdress too for memeing purposes
#cyno genshin impact#cyno transparent hair#cyno sad hamster#i used one of the official emojis because it was easier to edit
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Just because you technically can do something doesn’t mean you have to.
One example of what I mean by this is maybe you technically can walk without a mobility aid. But you shouldn’t and don’t have to. Being in pain or just overall struggling is a really valid reason to use a mobility aid or accommodation.
Just because you can “suck it up” doesn’t mean you should have to.
It’s okay to get help, use an aid or accommodation. Stop asking yourself “do I really need this thing?” And start asking yourself “will using this thing make it at all easier for me?”
You deserve things to be easier. I promise.
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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks.
"It's free if you're gay," he's told.
"Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?"
"Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
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More modern day AU doodles! Thanks for the love on the previous ones ;w;
Someone noticed my tags about Metalicana's 'killer eyeliner', so here it is xd
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Bad: Human/monster romance where the monster turns into a human at the end.
Better: Human/monster romance where the human turns into a monster at the end.
Best: Human/monster romance where nobody turns into anything at the end, yet it’s made 100% clear that yes, these two are fucking, leaving the audience with several pressing questions.
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i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me
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Daily Affirmations
I. am. enough.
I am. a beautiful person.
Everything. is going to be okay.
I am deserving. of love.
My balls. are huge.
I am allowed. to feel happy.
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my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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