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He lost his what now?
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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mha volume 40 cover, All Might ft. Bakugo
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Bakugo: Well I’m just saying-
Izuku: I swear. If you get saucy with me, I will body slam you.
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Best Jeanist: [Seeing Bakugou for the first time] You are literally swagless, it’s embarrassing
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Uraraka: I remember our exams from first year. Thirteen used her black hole quirk, but she stopped as soon as she could when things got too far.
Todoroki: Aizawa chased Yao-Momo and I around trying to tie us up. He never really went to land a punch or kick.
Kirishima: Yeah, same. Cementoss just wore us out until we got tired.
Bakugo:
Bakugo: Deku-
Izuku: I know, we got screwed.
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Bakugou: We need to distract these guys
Deku: Leave it to me
Deku: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Toga, Twice, and Spinner: *Immediately begin arguing*
Iida, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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kirishima, running up to aizawa: Hypothetically-
aizawa: just tell me what you did
kirishima: the dorm is flooding and denki has to sneeze
aizawa, standing quickly: JESUS-
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Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:
I have bigger fish to fight
We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home
Opening a can of whales
You made your bed, now shit in it
Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”
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"Leo's such a mother hen, I can't 💕😭"
I'm sorry, have you met Raph:
Look at how he stood up from the chair when Leo just cringed in disgust, my gUY HE'S FINE CHILL OUT💀
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Aoyama: Things Gucci with you? Sero: It’s Goodwill at best my guy Iida: I don’t know what this means but I feel like I should be concerned
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I love how this is the MHA roman empire, i think abt this A LOT
Okay okay I need someone to write a fic ab Katsuki and/or class 1-A finding out about Deku's part of the sludge incident. Or some sort of fanfic recommendation or smt PLEASE I NEED THIS
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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:
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@cloudywithachanceofautism hi I can’t find it for the LIFE of me otherwise I’d reblog it so I know you made a post a while back saying that you saw this hc of Raph having extreme body dysmorphia after the Kraang brain swap and Shredder’s mind controlling and that you want it in a fic
Anyway so I have most of a fic on this concept it's just not ready yet, in the time being here's a scrapped scene from it <3 I just couldn't figure out a way to actually put it in the work as much as I love it so uhh here's Leo worrying abt his brother, takes place like a week or so after "Plan 10" (Kraang brain swap ep)
WARNINGS: mentions of a panic attack, low-key anxiety attack, sickeningly sweet affection from Splinter to his kiddo
T- and Hamato-c/st shippers you will be blocked on sight dnfi
Leonardo, being the little tattletale he is, tells Splinter about the breakdown once the others are in bed—once he knows Raph is, at least.
"I know you're trying to meditate," he says shyly, hesitantly stepping into the dojo, "and I apologize for disturbing you, it's...this is important. May we talk for a minute?"
Splinter opens one eye to look at him for a second, and sensing that his son is truly disturbed by something, he pulls himself fully out of his meditative stance to pay attention to his kid before gesturing for him to sit down next to him.
"It's about Raphael," the turtle continues after crossing the room, sitting down as his sensei suppresses a frustrated sigh.
"Was this something to do with his temper, or impatience, again?"
Leo shakes his head, swallowing hard and staring at the mat below as he gathers his thoughts.
"I...don't really know what happened, actually," the teenager confesses. "During the fight, he seemed almost...absent—as if he blacked out. We were fine—he was fine, he just...didn't seem to be in the moment—he hardly said anything, too. At the end, the Kraang were fleeing, and one was pinned under him, and that's when he sort of...'came to', I guess."
There's a pause as Leo seems to gather his thoughts some more. Splinter, quite frankly, isn't as shocked as he wants to be—he knows his second hatched blacks out semi-frequently from his anger, though a neutral depersonalization experience is one he hasn't seen in him.
With a calming breath, Leo carries on.
"The Kraang got free and caught up with the rest of them, though Raph didn't seem to notice. He was staring at the street, and he just looked so...terrified. He was shaking, hyperventilating—he started crying, Sensei. I'd...I'd never seen that in him before. I think his temper makes him black out, Donnie said he and Mike have both seen that kind of terror in his eyes, and that's just it, Sensei—we've seen parts of it, just not the actual scene that we saw today."
Leo looks up at him then, and the worry—the fear in his eyes is so intense Splinter almost wants to look away.
"Donnie thinks it was a panic attack. We don't know if something caused it, or what's going through his head, though he does think it might have to do with the brain-switching event last week. Raph doesn't want to talk about earlier, and Mikey said he's noticed some odd behaviors from him, and—I don't know what to do, Sensei."
The rat holds his son's face as the turtle blinks away tears pricking at his eyes.
"We don't know if this has been going on for longer and we never noticed it," the leader continues, "or if this is new and the Kraang is doing something to him, or—how can we save him if he's being attacked from inside?"
Splinter looks away while he gathers his thoughts, still holding Leo's face in one paw. After a few moments, he sighs again.
"The best we can do," he says solemnly, locking eyes with his son again, "is to keep a close eye on him until we have more information. We can not risk hurting him further, even if the intent is positive."
Leo blinks away tears again, looking down and nodding his head while his heart shatters for his brother.
"Hai, Sensei."
Splinter, frankly, hates seeing any of his kids like this. Leo, as the leader, is responsible for all of his brothers when they're out and about on missions, and he feels the same sense of failure said son is feeling right now. The city—the world needs to be kept safe, and he just wants to be able to keep his kids safe with it. Still, the most helpful option in the moment is to research and observe, so that's what they'll do.
His other hand reaches out to hold the other side of Leonardo's face, and pulls him closer as he leans in to give a gentle kiss atop his head.
"Do not blame yourself," he assures as he pulls back. "There is nothing you could have done to prevent it."
Leo nods his head again, feeling even marginally better than before. Silence passes between them for only another moment or so, then the turtle feels confident enough to cave into his father for a hug, which is instantly returned with another featherlight kiss on his head.
"Get some rest, Leonardo," Splinter says gently, and his eldest nods against him. The two share a smile when they pull apart before the teen sees himself out, hoping to actually get to sleep now that he's not bottling everything up.
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