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classy-introvert · 4 days
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Things Kaz canonically does in the two years between Crooked Kingdom and Rule of Wolves:
(presumably) massively expands the Dregs' territory
buys Pekka's old club (the Emerald Palace) and completely renovates it, turning it into The Silver Six
massively expands the Crow Club to the point where it's "three times the size of every other establishment on the block"
builds an underground tunnel that goes from the Crow Club to the Geldstraat, where the Van Eck Mansion is
takes Jesper out on jobs with him often enough that Wylan has jokingly banned Jesper from answering the door when he knocks
learns about Ketterdam's Suli laborers and picks up additional knowledge of Suli culture
keeps up with Inej's whereabouts and helps her take out slavers
expands his information network to the Kerch colonies
is on friendly enough terms with the King of Ravka that he taught Nikolai how to pick locks and Nikolai feels comfortable personally writing him a letter when he needs to steal the titanium from Kerch
disguises himself just to follow people around on the streets
was planning to steal the titanium from the military base anyway just for fun
And that's just the stuff we see from Nikolai's and Zoya's incredibly limited perspectives during their Ketterdam sidequest
I 100% agree with Zoya when she thinks that "maybe Kaz was like Nikolai, a boy with an unquiet mind, a man in perpetual need of challenge" because ROW makes it so obvious that Kaz is bored and incredibly restless in his success. Someone get our boy a new life's purpose and a subscription to a long-running unsolved mystery podcast stat
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classy-introvert · 4 days
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the dregs youtube channel run by anika and pim could also feature viral hits like "🔥SLAT KITCHEN NIGHTMARES🔥 ☠️☠️☠️" and "ranking the geezers" (dregs old guard or whatever). aggressively clickbait thumbnail for a keeg vs pim arm wrestle. the actual video itself is astoundingly low quality w way too much background noise. roeder gets rlly into conspiracies and films things like debunking the beurscanal bridge troll. however he doesn't want to speak on camera and it's all super low energy and unendearingly Bad and all his videos r unlisted
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classy-introvert · 6 days
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classy-introvert · 3 months
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you're out doing normal young adult activities like having drinks or socializing and i am in my room reading about the same fictional couple fall in love in every universe. we are NOT the same
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classy-introvert · 3 months
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classy-introvert · 3 months
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anyone else have a word they absolutely cannot spell as in no matter how many times you read or write this particular random word your brain just absoltuely will NOT play ball for me its "genius" and "parallel"
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classy-introvert · 3 months
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One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x
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classy-introvert · 4 months
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this obliterated me
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classy-introvert · 4 months
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classy-introvert · 4 months
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classy-introvert · 4 months
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
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classy-introvert · 9 months
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and its gone again
ao3 was my sole relief in the endless misery that is life. i do not know what to do without it.
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classy-introvert · 9 months
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its back!!!!!!!
ao3 was my sole relief in the endless misery that is life. i do not know what to do without it.
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classy-introvert · 9 months
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ao3 was my sole relief in the endless misery that is life. i do not know what to do without it.
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classy-introvert · 10 months
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have u thought of yourself as a person who is definitely touchy but hate being touched
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classy-introvert · 2 years
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ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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classy-introvert · 2 years
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sometimes crazy little ao3 tags are the only good things in your day
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