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cirque-dhomosexual · 13 minutes
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modern day portal au where chell is a speedrunner video game twitch streamer and she does like, no commentary. just plows through the games in record time.
and glados is the head discord mod of chell’s fan discord and her hater discord.
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cirque-dhomosexual · 26 minutes
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just thought
the way that GLaDOS says to Chell “it’s been fun. Don’t come back”
releasing Chell into the wild was EXACTLY a test to see if Chell would come back. GLaDOS was testing her to see if her feelings were mutual. She wants her to come back
can’t believe it’s taken me years to figure this out
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cirque-dhomosexual · 12 hours
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cirque-dhomosexual · 2 days
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I think Lisa and creature would go wild as soon as Addams family values came out. I think then-23 year old Lisa would form her entire identity around it for a few months. I’m projecting but I’m also right.
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cirque-dhomosexual · 2 days
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RIP lisa frankenstein you would have loved chappell roan
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more lisa frankenstein 🩷🩵 i love this movie so much
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cirque-dhomosexual · 5 days
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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!
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cirque-dhomosexual · 5 days
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NO WAIT UR SO RIGHT! The "hell is a teenage girl" of it all
Diablo Cody I see you and I understand you!!! I see how you write morally grey characters who do fucked up shit but ultimately just wants to be loved and accepted by society. I see how you create characters who are a little weird and off putting but are loveable nonetheless. I understand how you see women's connection to each other and girlhood as a whole. I see how you write women's trauma and society's perspective on that. I see how your idea of a good man is a dead one. I g e t i t
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cirque-dhomosexual · 6 days
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BREAKING NEWS: Thousands of Lesbians with comphet found dead, Chappell Roans new single "Good Luck, Babe!" believed to be the cause
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cirque-dhomosexual · 6 days
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“Many lesbians STILL struggle with compulsory heterosexuality even when they know they don’t want men. If you love women but feel fake about it, just remember that those feelings are the product of a patriarchal society which has conditioned you to believe the false idea that you are defined by your ties to men. this can be really difficult to remember at times, and it might take you a while before you can fully love women without feeling like you’re somehow “wrong”, but just know that there are a million other women who are in the same boat as you are, meaning that this is a problem with society and not with you.”
— “Am I a Lesbian?” masterdoc 
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cirque-dhomosexual · 6 days
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Comphet fucked me up so damn much that the huge, intense feelings I’ve always felt towards women I had a crush on I genuinely thought was only admiration, meanwhile the indifference I felt about men was mistaken for a crush.
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cirque-dhomosexual · 7 days
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obsessed with the way that Lisa Frankenstein answers the question of “how will Lisa overcome her trauma” not with “by putting her morbid tendencies aside and rejoining society as a normal girl” but having her relive it as the perpetrator instead and being rewarded with a messy codependent husband
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cirque-dhomosexual · 7 days
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I love that all the body parts used to repair the creature in Lisa Frankenstein were things that hurt her when attached to the living person they came from. Like, Lisa's stepmom never listened to her, so creature took her ear and always listened, that guy whos name I don't remember tried to assault her with his hand, but creature took it and touched her gently with it, and that other guy whos name I also don't remember fucked her stepsister with his dick, but creature took it and fulfilled Lisa's dying wish with it. Idk, it's cute to me and I want someone like that.
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cirque-dhomosexual · 7 days
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She means so much to me actually
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Laffy Taffy 🎀🎀🎀
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cirque-dhomosexual · 7 days
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YES THIS EXACTLY AND ITS SO FUNNY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT IN TAFFY'S PERSPECTIVE VS LISA'S
lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.
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