"In hindsight, I might have gone a little dark on that last one."

Quite possibly THE funniest way to frame a former president being deemed a criminal in court

this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…

Whale powering up to the surface and breaching

It Is Wintertime

bug: hi

me: Aren’t You Supposed To Be Dead.

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.