"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

A Furby who is a wizard. Is this anything?

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

sorry if my blog hasn’t been hitting lately I found joy in life

this is real love

visual shitposting

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

he felled down

rewatching Fool For Love and that one cut from Drusilla and Spike to Angel made me laugh so much because it reminded me of this post

like here we have spike and drusilla at their hottest. utterly unhinged, covered in blood. they are at peak vampire eroticism and the sheer sexual chemistry they ooze into the atmosphere could kill the population of a small country. and then it cuts to

guy in the worst wig you've ever seen looking like he's trying really hard to concentrate on a math problem