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chemicala · 4 days
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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
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chemicala · 6 days
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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chemicala · 6 days
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truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists
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chemicala · 6 days
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why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses
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chemicala · 6 days
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Poor Medusa getting trussed up like a gammon shank
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chemicala · 7 days
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chemicala · 8 days
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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
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chemicala · 8 days
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Heyyyy
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chemicala · 11 days
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chemicala · 11 days
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we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before
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chemicala · 11 days
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how to become commander of friend group
how to establish political control of friendgroup
friend group organisational structure google
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chemicala · 11 days
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"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will
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chemicala · 11 days
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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chemicala · 11 days
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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>
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chemicala · 11 days
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0.5 seconds after jerking it im on tumblr scrolling. who gives a shit about anything these days
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chemicala · 11 days
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If I ever got falsely accused of murder those body language analysis true crime YouTube channels would have like a 7 hour video on why it’s undeniable I’m a psychopathic murderer and I know it
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chemicala · 11 days
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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