do you weep

often

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

tiana from princess and the frog inspired by this antique

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

God I love German children’s literature

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

Mr Chocolate Guy really is out there doing Things huh

Also, rendition of how to enjoy this piece:

new reaction image

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

Pranking wunk

“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.