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time lord victorious but make it slutty
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What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
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Love when The Doctor gives one of their little "humanity is a fucking nightmare why are you people like this" speeches because like. My sibling in space you CHOSE to hang out with us.
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell
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Doctor Who is such an amazing piece of media because depending on your age when you watch it, you see it entirely differently
As a child, it’s the mystical timey wimey blue box show
And as an adult it’s a traumatic tale of an eldritch horror god that breaks you heart and leaves it in a ditch every other episode :)
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Nothing Michael Sheen has ever said will ever top the absolutely perfect way he delivered the line "oh, fuck"
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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is
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Please wait, alien regeneration still in progress 🕙
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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Yknow. If you’re like, a tow truck driver or something. And you get a call. “Oh no, there’s a strange camper van parked on my street for two days” like
If you get there and someone’s living out of that van. You can just. Not tow them. Like. Let them know what’s up so they can find a friendlier place to rest maybe but just. Idk. Tell your boss it was gone by the time you got there or something. Don’t do shit like that to people who are already struggling.
Maybe you’re not a tow truck driver. Maybe you’re someone with some other kind of power. You can just. Lie. Protect people. Say no. Pretend you didn’t see it. Move on. Let people live. Have some class solidarity, use your power for good. You have choice. You have agency. You have compassion. Don’t let being an employee strip you of that.
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