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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
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I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years
It’s full of plastic bread clips
It’s for Science
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the crow says
meow :3
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no offense but bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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Excuse me babygirl I am trying to work
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Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!
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Today's Seal Is: The Devious Devourer
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”
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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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