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celenewashere · 1 day
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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celenewashere · 8 days
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You can choose *One* of these mildly non-human traits to have.
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celenewashere · 16 days
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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celenewashere · 16 days
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FIFTH EDITION ISNT FLEXIBLE IT ISNT DO-WHAT-YOU-WANT IT MAKES VERY SPECIFIC GENRE ASSUMPTIONS YOUR HOMEBREW IS DOING BARELY LESS WORK THAN JUST PICKING UP A NEW GAME AND IT PLAYS LIKE SHIT AAAAAAAAA
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celenewashere · 17 days
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Women are works of art 💕
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celenewashere · 22 days
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I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!! This is the best minecraft update ever more mob variants is all I’ve ever wanted thank you mojang!!!
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celenewashere · 22 days
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celenewashere · 23 days
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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celenewashere · 24 days
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celenewashere · 26 days
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I love failgirls
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celenewashere · 26 days
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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
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celenewashere · 27 days
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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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celenewashere · 27 days
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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.
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celenewashere · 1 month
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celenewashere · 1 month
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as a guy who’s been weird about vampires since like birth it’s so funny to try to explain it to someone who never has been weird about them. like they just Don’t get it. they don’t see the appeal. when it is literally right there.
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celenewashere · 1 month
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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"
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celenewashere · 1 month
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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to
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