why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
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if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.
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Please reblog for a larger sample size.
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Oh damn guys my brain is making thoughts
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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
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why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
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• being disabled should not be expensive •
• being mentally i’ll should not be expensive •
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Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes
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Plant your seeds in silence but let your garden speak volumes
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i made a uquiz to find out what kind of gf you are
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remember to rotate the plompy
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I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse
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Ryan Bergara recreating his iconic meme!
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED | GHOST FILES
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