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throwback to the time that I tried making an rpg maker game but quickly ran out of ideas
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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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Happy birthday #Usher!
Thanks for teaching me all of my moves.
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Why are you telling people to kill themselves?
Because they are ruining my diet pepsi experience
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry
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booktok authors writing secondary characters
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Oh my god this story on Ask A Manager’s request for Machiavellian triumphs at work
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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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