Monkee Size-Up from Hullabaloo (July 1967)

It Was All Obi-Wan’s Fault

Padme: …maybe Obi-Wan could help us.  Anakin: [wincing] Nah, I can’t…can’t talk to Obi-Wan about this. Or anything. Ever.  Padme: Why not? He cares about you; have you tried asking him if he – Anakin: Look, I’m telling you, I can’t talk to Obi-Wan! I have tried! But every time I try, he’s all…him about it, and it never works.  Padme: [nodding knowingly] Why, because he’s all [pompously] “No Ahhhhnnakin, I’m a Jedi and we don’t talk about this stuff…” Anakin: What? No, no, it’s not like that at all! I just…can’t. It’s not possible.  Padme: Ani, I don’t understand.  Anakin: Well…

[smash cut to Anakin and Obi-Wan’s quarters] Anakin: [seriously] Obi-Wan, I need to talk to you about something.  Obi-Wan: [sitting down right next to him, making intense eye contact] Of course, Anakin, what’s the matter? Anakin: [flustered] …I gotta go. 

[smash cut to Anakin, sitting in a ship next to Obi-Wan]  Anakin: Master, I have something that I need to tell you.  Obi-Wan: [trying to fix something on the ship, leaning over Anakin and pressing up against him repeatedly] Certainly Anakin…just…give me one second…I need to just adjust this…oh blast, hang on, I’m getting grease all over my tunic, I’m just going to remove it. There. [settling back into his seat, shirtless and sweaty] All right. What did you want to talk to me about? Anakin: [dying] No…nothing. I…let’s just go. On. The mission. 

[smash cut to Anakin, nervously biting his nails at the kitchen table]  Anakin: [gathering up the nerve] …Master? I really need to talk to you about something! It’s important! Obi-Wan: [strutting in from the refresher, wearing nothing but a towel] [taking Anakin’s hand] You know you can talk to me about anything, Anakin. Whatever is the matter? Anakin: [squeaks] 

Padme: [nodding] …I see.  Anakin: It’s horrible! He’s the worst! 

"If I fits I sits"

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How To Look At Your Chief Engineer #10 (with bonus Chakotay realizing he’s a third nacelle here)

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I bet you do! ❤️

Besides, her name can't be Leia because she is clearly wearing a starfleet uniform.

people keep spreading the misinformation that Colin Mochrie’s daughter is named leia because star wars but she actually asked her parents for name suggestions and picked Kinley from the list they gave her, please respect her name?

How many calories are in pee? Are you sure you're not just making their problem worse?

Stop peeing in their corn flakes. Start peeing in their egg whites and spinach.

I WILL PEE ANYWHERE I PLEASE BECAUSE THIS IS MURICA

The legend of Luke Skywalker

What if this.. Obi-Wan comes looking for him?

Kiiinda hard to take someone seriously who demands to know a list of reasons you "hate" a group of people while also calling you a f*ggot and r*tard with zero sense of irony.

you are so pathetic, having an entire blog dedicated to hating fat people lmfao

Nope, just people who lie and spread misinformation which injures the public at large, like you. Fat acceptance is dangerous, and founded on lies and misinformation.

But is tasty!

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