The locked tomb famdom be like

keeping my the unwanted guest commentary as incomprehensible as possible

Riding home. hurts me each time to read Camilla get hurt... and OH MY GOD it's such a well written scene, I loved it so much.

Reasons to give oneself a lobotomy, according to Harrowhark Nonagesimus:

1. Your nemesis/only friend sacrificed herself for you and you don't want to permanently eat her soul

2. God maybe had a threesome with two of his Lyctors before

Character doomed by the narrative shows Earth a plant.

soft griddlehark moment to warm my heart 🖤

Old Testament God: *destroys the world because there were some bad people in it*

Old Testament God: Oh no. That was the wrong thing to do. I'm so sorry. I promise I will never do that ever again, no matter how many bad people there are, here is a rainbow that seals this binding pact I am signing with you about that

John Gaius: *destroys the world because there were some bad people in it*

John Gaius: That was perfect. Exactly what needed to happen. So satisfying, like a powerwashing commercial. My only regret is that I didn't quite destroy everyone, and some people managed to escape. Some day I hope I will be able to destroy them too. This one goes out to the Old Testament God, who taught me everything I know about how to be a God

in GIDEON all the metaphors are like “rot. mold. decay.” this is to establish the decrepitude of canaan house and the visceral omnipresence of necromancy. however in HARROW all the metaphors are like “flesh. blood. organs.” this is because ianthe is there

pov she's about to kick your ass

griddlehark, in bed the kiss

Fuck I love the reddit locked tomb community

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

I am kicking myself for missing this as I try and write fanfiction about her. She was directly responsible for the part of the theorem that houses multiple souls in one body--the same science and technology that effectively made it so Harrowhark houses the souls of two hundred dead children, can effectively keep Gideon in stasis, and that John stopped her from fully utilizing with Samael.

I'm starting to go full conspiracy theory here and wonder if she didn't alter her child in someway to be able to better house spirits and make herself a literal tomb for Alecto. There's something in the air here.

Carved ivory memento mori, Europe, 17th century

from The British Museum

silas calling palamedes an inbred and implying that he has an improper relationship with his cavalier only gets funnier the longer i think about it. if silas knew that people shipped him with his nephew, i think he’d step off that cliff for realsies.

fucilatemi