Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

how nearsighted people look at you

the curse having character thoughts but none of them are coherent

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

the notes are broken 😂

new nfl team called “the beasts of burden” and their mascot/logo is an overloaded mule

They're young... They're in love... They eat LARD

British Lard Marketing Board

I had a nap dream that I made a PSA style comic of Stan getting onto the screen and sitting down in a chair backwards and saying "Hey. It's me, Stan Pines. Does your stomach ever hurt? Then you might be pregnant!"

And a little spiked comic style speech bubble saying "ya might be pregnant" took up the whole screen and that was the end

Of the PSA

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Header is gonna be Heterophobic Bowser until I find that fucking photo of the cat sleeping on the DDR pad

There is No Way none of y'all have this pic, I Need it