fat pussy friday

Happiness Will Come To You.

Awww shit yall know what it is

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

YA

The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

Gamer cats

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs