hags on tumblr we should unionize
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Congrats on getting older
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i’m sure someone’s already made this but
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An overview presentation of the 1979 Survey Expedition into the Mystery Flesh Pit.
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I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist
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i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs
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tape casette recorders are compatible with literally every. single. thing. im out here living in 2095.
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How it started: horrifying cosmic terror under west Texas
How it’s going: Biting critique on late stage capitalism, corporate hubris, and exploitation in America
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Kevin Defunctland Perjurer I will pay you good money to make a parody Defunctland episode on Mystery Flesh Pit National Park
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I really enjoy that the 3 kinds of post about the mystery flesh pit on this website are
1) detailed discussion of the themes of capitalist exploitation as the true source of the horror
2) theorycrafting about the weird geobiology of the creature
3) what if we kiss in the mystery flesh pit 😉
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us entering the girlboss national park ever
*walking on a trail in the girlboss national park* wow this is so cool right bestie? *walls collapse, trapping us within* uh oh, looks like we've been gatekeeped ahaha! *gastric fluid starts building up* and we're about to be gaslit, too! nice. *we get digested by the meat, hand in hand*
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Thinking of them 💕 *( the mystery flesh pit clowns )
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if she’s your girl then why is she taking me to the amniotic thermal springs libido baths
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Permian Basin Superorganism confirmed shellfish or some member of the Suidae family
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thinking about the mystery flesh pit bathing areas but like. from the creatures perspective. imagine if you found out there were tiny sentient creatures fucking in your lymph nodes. what would you even do
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