I've been seeing that quote go around and while making this I think I managed to track it back to "An Oresteia" by Anne Carson
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@buttercuplions
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rose quartz
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Maybe Steven Universe wasn’t the best show to watch
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jason: i'm too drunk to drive
dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive
tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart
jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:
damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once
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“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”
listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.
And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline
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I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
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Tim: I don't think we can Blackmail, Bully, Babygirl our way out of this one guys
Dick: Tim, what-
Jason, grinning: BOMBS IT IS
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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”
*the crowd nods*
“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”
*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*
“butches can have long hair—“
*GUNSHOT*
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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21
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Brucie Wayne, during an interview the publicist forced him and his family to give: "I adopted Dick from the circus the night we met, Jason--"
"I was kidnapped from the Narrows," Jason interjected.
Bruce, undeterred, beaming. "-- Tim's technically the neighbour's kid, Stephanie--"
"I'm sort of just staying here." Stephanie crossed her arms.
"--Damian's mom--"
"--randomly returned him and we're all just enjoying this little blessing," Tim says with a large grin, ruffling Damian's hair.
Dick plasters on an even faker smile, gripping Damian's hand before the kid can reach for a knife.
"-- Cass is just a little angel who Barbara introduced me to. And I adopted Duke after his parents became unwell."
Interviewer: ...
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bonding time!! :]
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