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American food industry please stop saying "all white meat chicken" as a selling point. Virtually every other country knows it's the buttery rich thigh meat you want in recipes. That's why you get a teriyaki bowl or orange chicken from a takeout place and it actually tastes like anything. Get the fuck outta here with your Perdue breast meat shoe leather!!!
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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
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I did a meme
Ok look I know I’m literally 2 weeks too late for this meme but the concept of The Bride and the Ugly Ass Groom but it’s Kermit and Miss Piggy wormed it’s way into my brain and distracted me like a small child on a drum set until I drew it. Now you have to see it.
I imagine they were going to some fabulous gala in matching custom outfits but then stuff happened and poor Kermit got put through the wringer on his way to the event. Thankfully Piggy has enough style for the both of them so Kermit just gets to stare lovingly at her as she dominates the spotlight.
Honestly I’m shocked I’ve not seen anyone do this yet. Unless someone has done it and in which case I’d love to see it.
The original meme:
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These ladies :)
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wikipedia article on human senses for definitions and clarification
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i feel like Scout got his smarts and silly brain syndrome (adhd) from his Ma but man it would be so funny if he got the latter from his dad
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im going to say "you will be boiled" more in my every day life actually because of this image
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"Is it normal to-" Doesn't matter. Do it weird if it isn't hurting anyone
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Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:
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Gus begins his spin cycle.
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Which attracts an audience.
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Grounding is important after a spin set as spinning can be rather disorienting.
(Gus only spins when he gets over exited for an algae wafer. Most of the time he practices normal pleco behaviour. Which means he sucks rocks, and other materials.) :D
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Surprised to find almost no mention on tumblr of the fully traditional animated short "Marmalade is Missing" from just last month and youtube seems to hide the full length version I guess because of all the jiggling asses and nearly naked fat lady and oh okay you already clicked the link now and don't care what else I was going to say I guess, yeah that fucking skeleton with individually floating bones is hand drawn one frame at a time but you saw the words "asses" and "fat lady" and you're already long gone huh, I mean I fully agree and that was me yesterday but I'm already jeff goldblum talking to himself in the jeep here aren't I
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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths
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@bogleech
It is so, so incredibly rare for me to just devour a piece of fiction.
Even with the fiction that I enjoy, I never really find myself getting truly invested.
Awful Hospital is one of those rare instances where my eyes were glued to every single word— almost every other page acknowledged something that I either thought a lot about as a kid (and heard no one else talk about) or something think about now
Anyway, the idea of the same guy coming back to life over and over again in a different (but formulaic) manner, fully aware that he’s been revived but unaware that things have been slightly rearranged is something that had been on my mind for YEARS but never really articulated, so… here are some Jays (and the accompanying slobs; not to scale)
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ANKLE FRACTURE + TASER
I had a really hard time figuring out what sort of weapon you could reasonably use alongside crutches. It was either gonna be a steel-toed boot or a taser, and since he already had something chunky on his other foot, I decided that a taser would be more clear design-wise.
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JAW FRACTURE + BRASS KNUCKLES
Let’s face it. Jaw wiring looks freaky as hell.
In my mind, this one is sick of having to punch food to a pulp to be able to squeeze it past his teeth.
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SKULL FRACTURE + SLEDGEHAMMER
The combination just felt right.
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yet another reason to switch to firefox
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