how can you not be romantic about baseball. like honestly
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highlight of opening day for me was when the old guy in the most expensive seat in the ballpark conked the fuck out during a tie game in the 10th inning
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NARRATIVE ENJOYERS REJOICE
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hey, watch out for these guys. they're up to some nasty stuff. be careful out there.
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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my favourite tumblr phenomenon
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I would like to thank Muir for the phrase, "Alas. I have a bad personality and a stupefying deficit of attention" because unfortunately I use it all the time. Laundry didn't get done? Missed a deadline? Forgot to text a friend back? Alas, I have a bad personality and a stupefying deficit of attention. What can you do.
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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YOU'RE TELLING ME LOID MADE THE ARTHUR FLOOF?!
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Kinda fucked up and your followers hate men and think it’s okay to hate them. Like how fucking low does your self esteem have to be to hate a fucking gender?! God people are pathetic
wait until you hear how men feel about women bro
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