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Cod vs. Modern Warfare
*While playing Cod: Black ops 2
Andy: “Dude you suck at this game go learn how to play before you go online.”
Random: “Well I suck at this game because I don’t play call of duty, i only play modern warfare”
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Diderdiderdoo
*Playing on Call of Duty Black ops 2*
Bear & Andy: “Dude you’re such a fag go learn how to play call of duty”
Random kid: “I don’t care what you say my mommy says I’m special”
B & A: “Go fuck yourself kid”
Random: “Well Diderdiderdoo”
B & A: “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!”
Random: “Diderdiderdoo”
Random leaves at this point and Andy and Bear are left on the ground gasping for air after the invention of a dumb ass word
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Let's Play on the mod pack "Ultra Modded Survival" created by Captain Sparkelz. I am a fan of the mod pack for many reasons explained in the video. Thanks fo...
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Sorry
Sorry for no posting in a while, brotime has ceased to exist because half of brotime DOESN'T HAVE A MIC AT THE MOMENT *cough*bear*cough*
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Grand Theft Auto 5
Andy: "I just crashed guys, game over..."
John: "Haha game over, you just said game over, hehe hehe hehe, sounds like cum"
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Party Fun
Andy: Hey granny, joey, you there?
John: THERE'S A GAY TRANNY IN THE PARTY?
J: I was unaware that John cena joined the party
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Eggs
Exercise
Eggcersize
eggs are sides...
for BACON
so just eat bacon
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Commando
*Playing Michael Myers on Modern Warfare 2*
Andy: I Have an idea, how about we try this on black ops 2
Random kid: We can't because there is no commando
John: You wanna know how to get commando?
R: Yeah
J: Walk outside and stand on your front lawn, pull your pants down and rub your ass on the the lawn.
A: And BOOM you have a nice steamy commando on your lawn
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Cod vs. Modern Warfare
*While playing Cod: Black ops 2
Andy: "Dude you suck at this game go learn how to play before you go online."
Random: "Well I suck at this game because I don't play call of duty, i only play modern warfare"
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Well that escalated II
Jake: "Have you ever just gone to the library to read a book and grabbed it off the shelf and sat down and opened it and had a giant fist just punch you in your face and then as your crying for help everyone else in the library comes over and beats the shit out of you?"
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Well that escalated quickly
Jake: "Have you ever just been pouring your cereal or your."
Brock: "On with the story."
Jake: "Anyway have you ever reached into the fridge and grabbed the milk and accidentally dropped it then have the shit beat out of you?"
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WWII
Michael: "I need you to make a time machine, go back to WWII, go find hitler, tell him you're a jew, and make a playdate with."
Jake: "...Um... k..."
Michael: "Oh, and did you also know that hitler invented the easy bake oven?"
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El Mexicano
Cawitt: "Why the fuck would i want to be mexican? no offense though"
Andy: (In an amazing mexican accent) "Aye essay, you gots a problem with me eating burrrrrrritos and tacos everynight?"
Bear: (Also in an amazing mexican accent) "Essay, i'm going to take you to home depot and i'm going to cut you with my box cutter."
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Diderdiderdoo
*Playing on Call of Duty Black ops 2*
Bear & Andy: "Dude you're such a fag go learn how to play call of duty"
Random kid: "I don't care what you say my mommy says I'm special"
B & A: "Go fuck yourself kid"
Random: "Well Diderdiderdoo"
B & A: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!"
Random: "Diderdiderdoo"
Random leaves at this point and Andy and Bear are left on the ground gasping for air after the invention of a dumb ass word
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Do you even english?
Bear: (in a very poor asian accent) "Aw herro prease"
Andy: "Bro, do you even english?"
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First Post
Bear: "Are you a pedophile"
Andy: "No..." *Nods head*
**Let it be known that we are NOT pedophiles
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Brotime with andy and bear is a blog about the random comments we make that NEED to be saved for later access and for anyone that wants a good laugh, these quotes typically come up during a minecraft or cod game
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