Shoutout to everyone feeling “behind in life." Know that this is a myth. Your life is unfolding at its own unique, perfect pace. Every path is unique, and every step, no matter when it’s taken, is exactly on time. Stay the course; triumph awaits.

King Laios

ullmark!

i love hockey

peace at last.

the massive iron greatsword i drag behind me on my quest is NOT a metaphor for the sins of my past it represents the big shit i need to lay out of my asshole like a griffins egg

on their way somewhere

goalie postage stamp collection? 👀

at this point…probably 🫣

fleury

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

the perfect court

EDIT: fixed all the wrong numbers….

here r the 23-24 season captains + alts! Enjoy!

hughes ur fighter

one thing i never get tired of in songs is when they include some sounds from the recording booth like a laugh at the end, a ‘was that good?’ or like, the sounds of the guitar being put down, a chair creaking. it’s nice how music can be used as an escape but also something that ties you right back down to earth. it will affect you so deeply & then ur like wow… you just played that. it’s grounding & magical & just one of my fave things ever!

we all have that one homie whose aphorisms are superficially witty but lack a certain intellectual verve

I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

a more realistic rendition