nothing has ever been as serious to me as these stupid fandometrics. we CAN get into the top 10 next week if we really try, though i assume that we will drop because this past week has been just. y'know. a lot. and presumably the next week will be calmer. but if we put our minds to it.........

performing an exorcism but i recite the lorem ipsum dolor sit amet placeholder text

orc mating season has begun

alright i understand the twitter phannies' fear more now if they're getting blasted by ai that publicly drags them for dnp posting and then algorithmically serves it to dan and phil

How are we not talking about how sarcastic they were about the fact this was a game for “friends”

(I checked the top posts in the tags and don’t see discussion)

I have never gotten a stronger “we are NOT just friends” vibe in a video so blatantly personally. Love that for them.

"firstly... FIRSTLY the intention is misrepresented, then the act is greatly exaggerated, and THEN it becomes pluralized? what a NARC" suddenly I understand how Dan could've been a lawyer

dan: 🥰

phil: 🧍‍♂️

dan: *proclaiming all the reasons to love phil and how he could never trust someone the way he trusts phil*

phil: this dumbass got me 3 lamps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ok but honestly dan going 'i am literally the only person (other than YOU) who i think is capable of keeping a secret' to phil is making me more emo than it has any right to. esp considering he followed it up w that whole huge rant abt how much he doesnt trust ppl to keep secrets and how srsly he takes it. but absolutely zero doubt in his mind that phil is equally capable of keeping secrets if it's important to someone. trusts him so completely. thinking of how long they spent in the closet together not rlly trusting anyone except each other with their personal lives but also just how much dan trusts phil in general to be a good person even tho dan claims to be such a cynic abt human nature usually. excuse me i'll be in a ditch in the ground if anyone needs me

I'm sorry but I don't believe for a second that Dan and Phil don't tell each other shit other people have told them. That's simply not true

people on dnptwt annoyed dnp called them phantwt because they don't want to be associated with crazy shippers meanwhile on tumblr phan phannie phandom, phouse happily phoever aphter phan 4 liphe gay men phannie phan

Phil getting his tits out to make sure us lesbians keep watching is peak Capita£ester

not to be parasocial but i need to see dan and phil in a casual dinner environment where phil is talking and asking everyone questions with dan talking at his unintelligible frequency to engage in conversation and phil interrupting the conversation he started to include dan in it and making everyone go silent so dan can repeat what he says

I would personally like to thank the person/s at these companies who make the decision to sponsor Dan and Phil so we can watch them flirt for 10-20 minutes

♡

pov your boyfriend got unfairly punished 20+ years ago

FINALLY got my dan polaroid. i’m geeked right now he’s so CUTE