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britebuck · 17 minutes ago
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hey Jim you didnt really do anything other than shoplift from a convenience store once and im behind on my quota this month. anyway if you look down youll see a bear trap on your scrotum
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britebuck · 19 hours ago
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english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent
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britebuck · 19 hours ago
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Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa
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britebuck · 21 hours ago
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We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, “Bro, I need some gamer fuel,” and kissing each other.
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britebuck · a day ago
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Spore advertising
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britebuck · a day ago
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…you can’t “call someone out” for beliefs they no longer hold. that is called digging up irrelevant dirt as an excuse to harass and ostracize someone. i can think of literally nothing more transparently malicious
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britebuck · a day ago
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this is the big debate on facebook today but frankly starting with 3 is the only thing that ever felt right to me and everyone else is wrong
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britebuck · a day ago
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britebuck · a day ago
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so mamy people will go up to an it/its user unprompted and go “ugh i hate using those pronouns on people :/ its so… dehumanizing” like okay. but it specifically asked to be called that
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britebuck · a day ago
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Hey guys what's up
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britebuck · a day ago
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i think the website evolving from having sickly twinks in suits as their sexymen to middle aged men in despair is the best thing 
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britebuck · a day ago
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britebuck · a day ago
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Child of the stars
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britebuck · 2 days ago
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salmons :)
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britebuck · 2 days ago
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Barn owls (Tyto alba) are the most widely distributed owl species in the world. Leucism (partial loss of pigmentation) and melanism (increased development of dark pigment) have been recorded in both wild and captive barn owls.
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britebuck · 2 days ago
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britebuck · 2 days ago
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people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.
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