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breadbrobin · 3 hours
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Murderer: Run if you want to live
Literally any Batkid: *starts sprinting*
Murderer: Like not towards me tho
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I love how both Bruce and Oliver fall into the “could use guns very well/hates to use guns” category.
They’re both freakishly talented and yet if you asked them to use one they’d look at you like you were asking them to tap dance naked in the middle of the Watchtower.
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breadbrobin · 3 hours
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the batgirl ever
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breadbrobin · 3 hours
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Leo made Frank a fireproof pouch for his firewood
Hazel and Piper practiced sword fighting together on the Argo 2, and they talked together as the only two girls and cried together about Percy and Annabeth
Jason keeps Nico's secret and tries his hardest to get Nico to open up to him, despite Nico's cold attitude he wants him to know he's there
They are family your honour I can't cope
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People just be saying a woman's extensive crime list, all im hearing are her green flags
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Tim genuinely tweaking while trying to convince the batfam that bruce is alive
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breadbrobin · 5 hours
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He’s so pookie lookie mookie frookie tookie
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breadbrobin · 1 day
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How would the Batfam ACTUALLY react to fanon Reverse Robins Batfam?
Bruce, (Confused): hrn
Dick(also confused but honored) : Interesting, I guess?
Jason (Proud of himself for not dying): Take the L Timbo
Tim(Offended): Why the Fuck am I JASON???!!!
Damian(Honored, but also confused): I'm... Richard?
Duke: Where Am I?
Steph: Where Am I?
Cass: Where Am I?
Babs: Where Am I?
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breadbrobin · 1 day
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By the law of being the worst to your siblings, the various Bat-teammates are probably stunned whenever they see their respective Fearless Leader devolve into the pettiest, whiniest piece of shit around whatever sibling they're presently beefing with.
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breadbrobin · 1 day
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headcanon that Percy grows facial hair really fast and is constantly shaving it off because then he’s indistinguishable from Poseidon and he fuckin hates it lol.
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breadbrobin · 2 days
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Stephanie: Are you mad?
Damian: No.
Stephanie: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?
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breadbrobin · 2 days
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breadbrobin · 2 days
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dick: *slightly aggravated because jason had not listened during their first team up, leading into the kid getting hurt and being in the local hospital in costume, add on the frustration that bruce isn’t there and he’s not sure how to word anything*
dick: come on, you know the first rule of our uh- club
jason: *still running on adrenaline and the fact he got to work with nightwing, but getting more and more delirious as various medications ease the pain, nodding seriously*
jason: don’t talk about fight club
dick: i physically do not know how much more i can take
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breadbrobin · 2 days
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percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).
to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?
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breadbrobin · 2 days
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Bros aura is unusual and off-putting, wonder who he learned that from
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breadbrobin · 3 days
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Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?
Jason* laughing* : Some what ?
Tim : Pespi .
Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.
Tim : That's what I said Pespi.
Tim : Pespi
Duke : Please would you...
Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi
Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.
Damian : Ambidextrous ?
Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !
Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !
Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.
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