i was tagged to do this so naturally i went YIPPIIII YIPPPIIII!!!!

favourite rote book: either fool's errand or the golden fool. it's hard for me to settle on one

why: a) i was shocked at how welcoming it was to return to fitz's pov because i didn't exactly miss him & i enjoyed the liveship traders very much b) peak fitzloved yearning, divorce arc, followed by more yearning, etc c) these books made me start snorting the fool like cocaine and i haven't stopped since

top 3 favourite characters: beloved, fitz, malta

top 3 least favourite characters: wintrow (lol, lmao, don't make me talk about this i will literally start tweaking) tats, chade i guess? i didn't understand chade hate at the beginning but then at one point i was like...ok why is satan grandpa still alive

favourite ship of the floating kind: paragon probably. i have beef with the vivacia

top 3 ships of the people kind: fitzloved :) and i like jekamber and alise and leftrin

would you rather be witted or skilled? neither amen

if you were witted, what animal would you bond with? being witted sounds like a nightmare to me but i guess a bird of some sorts. maybe an owl

would you rather live in the Outislands, the Mountain Kingdom, the Six Duchies, Bingtown, the Rain Wilds, Kelsingra, Jamallia, the Pirate Isles, or Mercenia/Fools homeland? i love how Chacled isn't even an option💀💀💀 the Outislands definitely. the climate sucks but they're onto something with the "men exist only to die in war" thing

how were you introduced to the books? i saw a girl on tiktok holding up all sixteen books in one frame and i was like Damn. what if

share a quote you love: this stuck with me waaay back in royal assassin and robin hobb hitting us with "he still believes that's true" on twitter has only made it worse

tagging whoever wants to do it o7

yeah yeah yeah whatever. yeah whatever. yeah

throwing myself at her feet

marina for a friend

sorry about the last post. take this instead

do you ever get over it? did you ever get past it?

will post gore soon. i'll try to tag everything properly but still watch out if you'd like to avoid it ✌️

so i finished fool's assassin

started the last trilogy today. this is my humble prediction based on what i've heard. no spoilers pls

amber so cute my chiquita....

what are your go-to book recs? (rn mine is the splinter in the sky, which i'd 100% suggest to you if you haven't read it yet!!)

i always beg people to read The Roots of Chaos series. it currently has two books, they're both standalones and you can read them in any order! The Priory of the Orange Tree is the more popular one, but its prequel - A Day of Fallen Night - has my heart. it's literally everything i want out of fantasy. it's got old lesbians. it's got flowery prose. there's one relevant male character and he's so fucking pathetic. it made me sob. it talks about motherhood. there's a sex scene so emotional it made me start ripping my hair out. the worldbuilding is unparalleled. there will be more books. i also love how it's a series of standalones, meaning that everyone can get a slightly different reading experience depending on where they start!! but yeah. read it. it's so wonderfully queer

thymara and rapskal exploring kelsingra core

a commission for @kennabeth 💫

i'm here. i'll take care of you

i'm back a whole month later with. some things. to say

i tried to sit down and write a review of fool's fate but it ended up as just 1000 words of me trying desparately to make myself understood through a shroud of insanity so i'm giving up for now. but that ending was weird, right? it isn't just me? that ending was completely strange? that last paragraph of the epilogue is bamboozling, right? it can't be just me?

i'll reopen my commissions in a couple of weeks, but if anyone wants to reserve a slot already feel free to dm me 💪💪

had to fill out the blorbo bleebus chart for the fool sorry. this is where we're at right now