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Complete Skyrim Chaos
Skyrim is one of my all time favorite games so I’m just gonna be obsessive here. Apparently this is also incorrect quotes!
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tag yourself, Skyrim’s Dark Brotherhood edition (I’m Caligula)
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Dragonborn: yes, but how do I know you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire?
Brynjolf: because your international criminal empire is what you do, not who you are
Dragonborn: that’s so sweet, I might stab someone
#source: tumblr#skyrim#bosmer#gaming#elder scrolls#the thieves guild#incorrect quotes#the dark brotherhood#brynjolf
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how did archmage aren die and myself only get knocked out? i was standing much closer to ancano and the eye when the explosion went off.
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Thieves Guild Shadowmarks and their meanings from Skyrim.
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Dragonborn: I got your letter and came as quickly as I wanted to.
#source: futurama#skyrim#bosmer#gaming#elder scrolls#incorrect quotes#the thieves guild#the dark brotherhood
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Dragonborn: I’m having feelings again like some kind of fourteen-year-old. You remember feelings right?
Hadvar: yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dragonborn: Do you?
Hadvar: are you saying you don’t have feelings?
#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia#skyrim#bosmer#gaming#elder scrolls#incorrect quotes#the legion
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Modern! AU
Dragonborn (about Brynjolf): I don’t get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn’t he have brought me home a fucking taco?!
#source: texts from last night#skyrim#bosmer#gaming#elder scrolls#the thieves guild#incorrect quotes#brynjolf#why bryn
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The result of being multiple Daedra’s champion
Dragonborn: The Vigilants of Stendarr said I only have four days to live.
Eola: What? Why? Did you get sanguinare vampiris?
Dragonborn: no, they just don’t like me.
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At the Battle of Windhelm
Dragonborn: No need to seize the last word, Ulfric Stormcloak, i’ll assume it was something clever.
#source: game of thrones#skyrim#bosmer#gaming#elder scrolls#incorrect quotes#imperials#dragonborn dont give a fuck
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Babette: This is bullshit.
Nazir and the Dragonborn: Watch your fucking language!
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I arrive at The Castle Volkihar
Serana: Delivered.
Crossbow: Out.
Gift: Rejected.
I am forcibly escorted out of Castle Volkihar
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When Astrid tells you to get the Amulet of the Elder Council appraised by Delvin and your already a Thieves Guild member
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Thieves Guild with Karliah: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
Karliah: there’s food at home
Thieves Guild, muttering: I fucking hate this family
Thieves Guild with Dragonborn: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
Dragonborn: [pulls into drive thru]
Thieves Guild: [cheering]
Dragonborn: one black coffee, please
Thieves Guild with Brynjolf: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
Brynjolf: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!
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Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions.
Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”
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Aela: Harbinger, are you decent?
Dragonborn: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.
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Dragonborn: Nazir, could you please initiate Cicero Protocol M?
Cicero: Hello? Listener? Nazir, what did Listener mean by Protocol M? How many Cicero protocols are there?
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