Jessica Jones: Let me break it down for you, Colleen.
*Colleen watches as Jessica preps herself*
Jessica (bad Elektra Natchios impersonation): Oh, Matt! I know that I am a member of the Hand, and you're an ally of the Iron Guy-
Danny Rand: Iron Fist!
Jessica: (breaks character) I know, shut up (resumes being Elektra) and it would be impossible for us to be together, but-
Luke Cage (bad Matt Murdock impersonation): But... my Catholic faith sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Elektra...
Jessica: Yes, Matt?
Luke: Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
Jessica: And just because I stabbed Stick and kept us trapped underneath the crumbling building that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
Luke: Or possibly more?
Jessica: Gasp! No! We mustn't!
Luke: Kiss me!
Jessica: Bite me!
Luke (breaks character): Whoa, wait what? Bite you?
Jessica (breaks character): I figured that Elektra and Matt would be into that kind of kinky stuff.
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I love the type ship of a powerful badass woman, with the cute/dramatic/brooding man who would follow his lady everywhere and do everything (being lethal maybe) to protect and defend her, even though obviously he doesn’t need… but still his love and admiration is so big that nothing would stop him from doing it. Accept the strong position of his lady (even if she’s kind of his boss), truly respect that and also be all like “do not dare to say my woman is nothing without me, she’ll kick your ass and I’ll help in this”, before of course, look at his girl with the biggest heart eyes. Fight together as equals, a *power couple*, but alone *two dorks in love*.
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