boogieboba
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they/them. 22. ask me about The Kismet Theory! Follows and likes from @genniferflowers“great story, featuring 14 moral lessons from the far left”
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I pray by the Grace of god that there’s somebody listening.
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delighted by the discovery of the concept of "doomed by the narrative but your friends are punching the narrative in the face and you're fine now"
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up
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characters whose blind faith in other people is ultimately their undoing >>>>
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im procrastinating work for my screenwriting class and in doing so i finally hit 80k words in the kismet doc… girl help the brainrot is back
#no word on when ch13 will get here tho#im elbows deep in ch16 because thats my silliest goofiest chapter yet#<- this chapter will in fact change the rating and also bring up some massive content warnings#.kismet
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goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.
the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".
any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:
"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."
"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."
these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"
so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.
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Still thinking about how Darth maul and ventress canonical origin stories are that they come from the evil dark side planet ruled by evil witches where they do dark magic with spooky green potions and chanting and men don’t have rights
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