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bones0527 · 4 years
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bi person: i headcanon this character as bi
y'all: ok
bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they're both bi
y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren't straight
bi person:
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
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bones0527 · 4 years
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Ehhh if you're following me you probably already knew about this but fuck it
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y’all, i’m about to snap.
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Yeah this is weird enough to believe
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in this house we stan dionysus!
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bones0527 · 4 years
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when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time. 
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Saving this to look at more funny responses
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Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!
Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.
Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?
Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.
Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?
Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?
Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.
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bones0527 · 4 years
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Couldnt of said it better myself
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Today I learned
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bones0527 · 5 years
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[child abuse cw/intergenerational c-ptsd]
“When all of the adults around you are traumatized there is little room to care for the emotional needs of a child. The child learns to care for the adults to ensure that basic needs are met. Don’t play too loudly because your grandparents need their rest. Eat what’s put on the table because you shouldn’t ask for something special — after all these people don’t have to take you in. There is no room for your feelings because all of the adults have larger feelings and larger issues to deal with. You’ve learned that emotions are dangerous; it’s best to keep the peace. Get in the way of the adults dealing with their emotions and you put at risk the entire household’s stability. Most importantly, you make no mistakes. You must be perfect in all you do because you have to redeem these people. The monster that became your father is a stain on the family- your life must erase it both from visibility and memory. You must be exceptional in all you do. Make no mistakes, you cannot become your father.”
Wendy Ellis, My Father’s Final Act Of Trauma [cw at link for mention of suicide and domestic violence]
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bones0527 · 5 years
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rwby being a futuristic scifi setting AS WELL AS a classic rpg fantasy setting, and having all these characters based on fairy tales, gods or other characters from mythology, historical figures, limericks, OR just single words/objects like FUCKING ICE CREAM, all of whom dress like they’re from different universes and time periods?
I EAT THAT SHIT UP
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Love this. #words #OE #English #linguistics
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bones0527 · 5 years
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Hey who’s that guy that draws those sick ass angel god drawings where they’re all appropriately creepy and massive I need it for inspiration for something
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bones0527 · 5 years
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Gonna give this a try, me and my wife have both depression and adhd (she has add to be nore specific) so this may help us with our shitstorm of an apartment
So my therapist has been helping me get to grips with my ADHD, and also the concept that I’m not shit at being an adult, I just can’t do things the way everyone has always told me to do them. Like every single “organize your life” books have always left me wanting to cry with frustration, and after I got hold of a copy of Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD by Susan Pinsky I realized that was because they primarily focus on “aesthetic” over “function”. And the function of most standard “organize your life books” is to “make things look Show Home Perfect”.
So the standard “hide all your unsightly things by doing xyz” may look nice for the first week or so, but by the end of the week it’ll look like a tornado made of pure inhuman frustration ripped through the house as I try to find the fucking advil.
To give you an example of the kind of hell I’ve been fumbling my way through the last 20 odd years: dishes will be washed and left in the drying wrack but never put away. Which means I can’t wash more dishes, which means dishes pile up, which means I can’t make food, which means I don’t eat, which means my CFS gets worse, which means I don’t have the energy to put the dishes away, and so on so forth until I have a meltdown, cry to ETD (who also likely has ADHD but has never had it confirmed) about how I can’t cope with life, and then we fix it for a while, but inevitably end up back at square one within about a week.
Pinsky’s solution to this was “remove an obstacle between you and your goal, if that means taking all the doors off your kitchen cabinets to make things easier, so be it.”
And lemme tell you, fucking revolutionary.
Laundry never ends up in the hamper??? why???? is it a closed hamper??? Remove the lid. Throw it out the window. Clothes are now miraculously finding their way into the hamper??? Rejoice????
Mail ends up spread out over every available flat surface? Put a sorting station right where your mail arrives. Put a shredder or “junk” basket under it. Shred or dump the junk immediately. Realize you only actually have two real letters that need attention, feel less overwhelmed, pay your bills on time.
Like I’m not saying this book is miraculous, but it did help me realize that I was effectively torturing myself by trying to conform to certain ideals of “perfect house keeping”, and presenting a certain image rather than just allowing myself to live in my space as effectively as possible. And why? Why was I doing that? Cause people with different lives and capabilities are perceived as the norm? Fuck that. If this was a physical problem I wouldn’t be forcing myself to conform to an ableist standard, so why am I doing it with this?
My lived space will never look a certain way, and that’s okay. It will never look show home perfect, and that’s okay. It will likely always be cluttered and eclectic where nothing matches, and that’s okay. Sometimes I will have odd socks on because sorting them out required too much mental energy, and that’s okay. Actually fuck sorting socks, just buy all your socks in the same color. Problem solved. Boring sure, but also one less thing to do, which means more time to hyper fixate on fun things. Which really, what else is my life for if not to write screeds and screeds of vampire shit posts, I ask you.
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