Imagine if the way to break vassas curse was true loves kiss, if she isn’t kissed soon she has to go back to Koschei which gives jurian the chance to steal her crown and that wouldn’t be good because he’s still a homicidal maniac and once the IC figures that out they’re like “damn we better get every eligible male to meet her to see who her true love is” meanwhile Lucien and Elain look at each other like they know he’s not on that list because he’s considered belonging to Elain even though his kiss could be the one that frees her so they have to make a plan together to break the bond so he can save Vassa and stop the impending bloodshed of jurian getting his way

I hate it here is for all the girlies who grew up reading books as a precocious child and dreamt of worlds that exist only in a sophisticated imagination, for the girls who live in delusions

not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

My brain is so fuzzy rn dude blondie got me fucked up

ONE DAY YOUR KID IS GOING TO COME HOME SINGING A SONG ONLY YOU AND I KNOW IS ABOUT YOU IM HOLLERING !!!!!!!!

the votes are in y'all

she mentioned swing sets twice and for the last few months all I've wanted to do is go on the swings

the bolter is so fucking good

no because my ex from 2022 broke up with me and said he loved me a lot and he would want to date again when he's healed from his trauma and that i was perfect and i'd make a good wife and now I'm listening to peter and I'm going to scream at the top of my lungs

FUCK YOU PETER

crazy that i've been out of the psych ward for a year now and I'm 13 months sober and taylor drops this album and i need a joint and my cell back

get it in, loser, we’re going to the psych ward

in february i was like oh i hope my bf breaks up with me for a few hours so i can listen to ttpd and then i broke up with them on valentines day and now on ttpd day I'm in their dms making them beg <3<3

how did it end? you mean welcome to emily's funeral

The albatross is so good

DOUBLE ALBUM DROP