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blvckwidow · 2 hours
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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
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blvckwidow · 2 hours
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occasional posts from users
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blvckwidow · 2 hours
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The New Ride 🚙
Slightly based off of the ‘69 Oldsmobile 442 my dad had when I was growing up. Such a gorgeous car 😩👌
This will be the Steddie print choice this month for my Acid Rain tier! [ Patreon ]
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blvckwidow · 2 hours
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ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"
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Why is your profile picture Dunken Donuts
Because the MA flag has some not so great implications ( https://changethemassflag.com/ ) so I chose the next best symbol to represent the largest possible stereotypical cross section of the state. I'll probably change it once we get a better flag and emblem.
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blvckwidow · 1 day
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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson
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Chappell Roan on The Late Show
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blvckwidow · 2 days
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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem
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blvckwidow · 2 days
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today i come to you with yet another eddie art 🫡❤️‍🩹
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blvckwidow · 3 days
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It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
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blvckwidow · 3 days
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RIZ ON THE OWLBEARS REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT !!!1!!)
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We’re haemorrhaging money on the groundskeeper, Jawbone!
Some of my favourite little bits. This is like the first time i fully color them ^.^ it was fun. Took wayy longer than it shouldve LOLL
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blvckwidow · 3 days
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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful
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blvckwidow · 3 days
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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blvckwidow · 3 days
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mini bad kids ! I'm making this into a sticker to hand out to folks at D20 live in Glasgow !!
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Wizard and her paramour
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blvckwidow · 4 days
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potential reasons kipperlily has hated riz since day one:
1. riz didn't give her a business card
2. riz did give her a business card but she did an american psycho style analysis of it and did not like what the card told her
3. a goblin getting dunked in a trashcan killed her mother
4. a briefcase killed her mother
5. has a crush on riz and is taking the tweet that's like "one time I had a crush on a girl and I put a note in her locker telling her to leave the school" to the next level
6. has a crush on a different bad kid and is mad at riz for becoming the rogue of the group before she had a chance
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