it’s almost that time of the year :)

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

“don’t worry, yassified Justin McElroy isn’t real”

yassified Justin McElroy:

Listen, if you fell off the taz train since balance or even later arcs, I’m begging you to listen to their latest arc: TAZ vs. Dracula because when I tell you it had me actually laughing out loud and gives off major balance vibes (I mean the theme is a remix of the balance theme hello?????)

Also Justin’s pc is, in my humble opinion, his most insane concept yet

*puts hands on hollywood exec's shoulders, staring unblinking into their eyes* listen to me. you will never get people who hate musicals to like musicals by making your musical less of a musical. if you hide the fact that your film is a musical in the advertising, you're going to get a lot of low ratings from people who hate musicals and went into your movie not expecting a musical and got one anyway. people who hate musicals will hate them no matter how realistic and diegetic and lowkey you try to make it. they will hate musicals even if you completely excise anything complicated, over the top, silly, or even slightly challenging. they will hate musicals even if you cut half the songs. they will hate musicals even if you cast that a-lister who can't sing worth a damn. stop trying to market to people who hate musicals. they're a lost cause. your audience should be people who love musicals. this half-assed middle ground pisses off both camps. just embrace the fact that your movie is a musical. lean into it. don't try and trick musical haters into coming to your film when you could be marketing to the theater kids. better cringe than a coward.

I feel like Jake Johnson is giving us the ultimate blorbo fantasy in his new movie where we just see him get his shit rocked and him running around like a rabid wet dog for and hour and a half, and for that, I just want to say thank you.

Us cheering abt percabeth while Percy's abt to die

Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

how do you think amy adams and patrick dempsey feel knowing that the “so close” dance scene is one of the most romantic scenes in cinematic history?

#happy october 3rd!✨

she’s so mother