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Celebrating Roshar’s Greatest Queer Ally: The Stormfather
For Pride month, lets celebrate Roshar’s best queer ally, who is obviously the Stormfather. Why, you ask? Well…
1. He’s a storm, so obviously he can create RAINBOWS
Yes, he brings death and destruction, and you do not want to be outside in his storm, but at some point, when the sun begins to return, there must be rainbows. And since he is a continuous storm, he also produces continual rainbows, like any queer ally should.
2. He will marry you against the church’s wishes
Church opposes your relationship on religious grounds? Well no matter–the Stormfather will marry you! So far we’ve only seen that with Dalinar & Navani, but I’m sure the Stormfather would honor any sincere oath.
“Regular couple? Yaoi couple? Yuri couple? I see no difference–an oath is an oath.” ~The Stormfather, probably
3. He motivates gender nonconformance.
It was thanks to the Stormfather’s visions that Dalinar became interested in reading, a shocking thing for any man to do. And in those visions, Dalinar saw women fighting too, and now there are female Radiants with swords everywhere. So we can thank the Stormfather for doing his part to fight heteronormativity on Roshar.
4. His power can trans your gender
Ral-na, king of Relu-na in the Reshi Isles, essentially got gender-affirming surgery once he formed his bond and became a Radiant. These abilities are powered by stormlight, which has its source in the Stormfather. Hence, one could say that the Stormfather provides free gender-affirming surgery.
5. Honor is a synonym of pride
I looked this up on thesaurus.com, so I cannot be doubted. The Stormfather is a shadow or a fragment of Honor, and Honor is the shard most synonymous with pride. So one could say that the Stormfather’s continuous storm, marching its way over Roshar, is one endless Pride Parade.
In conclusion, everyone say thank you to the Stormfather, queer ally extraordinaire!
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Currently need about $400 for groceries. Food stamps don’t come for another month and we really need food if anyone can help or commission me I’d really appreciate it 🙏🏽
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Questioner: At the end of Rhythm of War, we see Shard-induced time dilation; you bring a lot of Investiture into a place, and it slows down time.
Brandon Sanderson: It can also speed it up.
Questioner: How much Investiture would it take to dilate an area so that one area moves forward about fifteen years into the future while everything else remains? Like, they have ten minutes, everyone else goes fifteen years?
Brandon Sanderson: There’s a couple variables here. Number one is the length of the area, and how fast that fifteen years passes. If we want us to jump forward fifteen years, in how much time? Fifteen years compared to one year? Fifteen years compared to one minute? Fifteen years compared to one second?
These are all different things. And, of course, the more you’re compressing and the larger the area, the more Investiture you’re requiring.
Questioner: Could two unchained Bondsmiths in the course of a duel do it?
Brandon Sanderson: Fifteen years? Fifteen years is gonna be a stretch for what they can get a hold of, but it depends. Unchained Bondsmith, unchained to (for instance) a deity that there is no longer a Vessel controlling that power in the way that it needs to have the limits on it is going to be able to access more than one where there was some Vessel there saying “no.” So there’s one factor in it.
A Bondsmith can access a lot of power, as evidenced by the migration. The migration from Ashyn to Roshar happened with a Bondsmith powering some Elsecalling. And that allowed for some pretty crazy things. Getting an entire population moved through a portal across that much space is a lot of work and a lot of energy.
So what you’re asking, I think that’s stretching. Depends, again, on how long. Fifteen to one, not so hard. Fifteen years in a second is really hard and probably beyond what they have capacity to do.
I see what you’re doing there. You saw me talk around it.
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Wyndlerunner: The Sleepless. They’re not from Roshar. Do they have a single origin point in the cosmere? And if so, have we seen it?
Brandon Sanderson: They do have a single origin point in the cosmere. You have not seen it.
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I can’t stop thinking about them 🙏 Seconds away from rereading the entire series again.
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My take on Ash Spren.
References from art by @princecanary . Their designs with skulls is really good
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A very close friend of mine currently needs support during a very difficult time. If possible, please donate and reblog so her family can cover the cost of his burial! Thank you all.
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I just started up oathbringer (no spoilers please) and I am absolutely obsessed with this guy
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I currently working on the fanart project of the Stormlight Archive series. And since the main content is still in work, I want to share a few sketches. I drew them after reading Dalinar`s flashbacks. I love Evi so much, this woman deserved better. But Navani and Ialai also seemed very interesting to me, so I decided to make small sketches of the most important ladies in Alethkar.
I think that from description in the books, Evi did`nt have such fluffy hair, but that is what appeared in my head when I read the scene where Dalinar meets Evi, and it seemed like her hair glowed. So probably very far from canon designs, but just my interpretation.
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"It is my solemn and important duty to bring happiness, light, and joy into your world when you're being a dour idiot."
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Compilation of mistborn art I’ve made so far while reading the books (I haven’t finished the hero of ages yet so please please please be careful with spoilers!!)
Vin, OreSeur, Kelsier, Marsh and Sazed
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He is beauty
He is grace
He is... not pictured in this image
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