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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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Gang gets baked asf!
No one asked, but happy 4/20. A very late 4/20 by the way. I’ve been writing and rewriting my smut because I just think it’s cringe but ya know whatever I guess lol. I finally got around to finishing this though so here you go! ^v^
It was a normal Monday afternoon, save the fact that it was four-fucking-twenty.
The gang had met back up at the house for this momentous holiday. Ash was back in town and everyone decided to take the next few days off to celebrate. The previous weekend was filled with catching up, preparing for the oncoming holiday and reminiscing about the high school days when 4/20 always fell on a school day.
Larry would sneak joints into school which they would all smoke in the courtyard during lunch. Nowadays they have a much easier way of getting weed from a reputable and high quality source *cough cough* Todd’s parents.
When they had asked Todd’s mom for some, She didn’t even bother weighing it. She just grabbed a quart ziplock bag from the kitchen and filled it a quarter of the way. It was safe to say they had enough to last them the night and then some. Well, maybe not Larry, but everyone else.
Later that night they all sat down to smoke in the living room. After 3 joints and 2 bowls shared between the four of them Sal, Ash, and Neil were dangerously high.
“Why the fuck is Pterodactyl spelled ‘p-t-e...’ fuck how’s it spelled?” Sal asked, sitting on the living room floor with gizmo in his lap, watching Ricky’s Modish Wife on the TV in front of him.
Larry, who was also watching the cartoon, moved his gaze slowly to his right where Sal was sitting. “I dunno bro, I think it should start with ‘T’.”
Larry was a heavyweight compared to the rest of them. As much is to be expected of a dude who smokes atleast 2 joints and 3 bowls a day by himself. As for the others Ash is a heavyweight, Sal is right in the middle, and Neils got some baby lungs. He usually doesn’t partake but he figured since it’s 4/20 he would take a few puffs and call it a night. That’s not how it went.
“‘T-e-r-a-d-a-k-t-l-e’, Pterodactyl.” Larry looked back to the TV smiling. Sal paused to think, his very red eyes being the only visible part of his face at the moment.
“What the fuck are you talking about, dude?” Larry laughed, realizing Sal had completely forgotten what they were talking about.
“It’s nothing forget about it.”
Larry scanned the room to check if everyone was good. Sal’s petting gizmo while watching TV. Ok Sal’s good. Ash is playing with a Rubik’s cube. She’s good too. Niels laying face down on the carpet? Neils not good. Time to get Todd? Not yet.
“Hey Neil? You good?” Larry Calls out worriedly from the other side of the room.
Neil doesn’t respond, he just sticks a thumbs up in the air and flops his hand back down on the carpet.
Neils not good. Time to get Todd.
Larry hopped up from his place on the couch and walked quietly to Neil and Todd’s room. Sally and Ash follow behind, interested in knowing what Larry is doing but get distracted by the kitchen.
Larry padded up the stairs quietly and knocked on the door.
No answer.
He knocked again.
This time a very tired looking Todd answered the door with an irritated look on his face.
“What do you want Larry? I have class in the morning.”
Larry shifted his weight awkwardly, not knowing how to find the right words to basically tell Todd that he gave his boyfriend too much drugs and now he’s passed out on the floor probably spiraling out of his mind and Todd needed to go save him from his own mind.
“Your boyfriends not looking too hot dude, I mean you probably think he’s still hot, but I mean like he’s pretty high and I think we need to go put him to bed.”
Todd angrily stomped down the stairs, kindly picked Neil up, asked him if he was okay, (to which Neil responded with an very dejected no) and ushered him back up the stairs and into bed all the while shooting glares at the entire group.
Todd gave everyone the silent treatment for the next three days.
Ash and Sally on the other hand we’re having a blast. While Larry was on his search for Todd and rescue Neil mission, Ash and Sal were in the kitchen having a cooking competition. Whoever could make the best munchies meal for the whole group would win an eighth. However the prize didn’t really matter much because they were most likely to split whatever was left over the next morning seeing as they got the weed as a free 4/20 gift from Todd’s parents, but the stakes were a fun addition anyway.
When the dishes were finally ready everyone (just Larry, Ash, and Sal at that point) gathered at the breakfast bar for judging.
Sal went first.
“I present to you the macaroni monster!”
Sals dish was macaroni and cheese with bacon bits, hot dogs, and hot sauce, topped with more cheese (shredded), and those crunchy onions that Lisa always puts on top of the thanksgiving green bean casserole.
Larry takes a bite. Eh, 7 stars out of 10.
Ash is next to present her dish.
“I humbly present to you a creation that took heart and soul to create and I hope that you enjoy it.”
“Ooh 3 extra points for the fancy words.”
“What!?!? Dude that’s not fair!!”
Everyone was quick to quite Sal in fear of waking the sleeping beast that lay upstairs.
“Riiight… sorry.”
“Anyway, I present the ‘ramen? More like God-men?’”
And everyone booed.
“Terrible pun. 3 point reduction.”
“What!! That isn’t fair”
Offended that no one had corrected her yet, Sal responded:
“AaAaAaSsSshHhHh. ShUt ThE FuCk Up. yOu’Ll WaKe Up ToDd”
“RiIiIiIgHt… SoRrY.”
Larry got on to tasting Ash’s dish which was a semi traditional bowl of ramen made with cup noodle, a fried egg, green onions, and soy sauce. Eh 6 stars out of 10, and with her three point bonus as well as her three point reduction she still lost.
After a hardy meal and a brief argument, everyone begins to clean up the house.
After everyone was finished they were exhausted and ready for bed, but not before bringing a bowl of Sal’s macaroni monster and a glass of water to Neil to help sober him up a bit.
The end lol
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This was an actual mess but hey! I was too high to care both on 4/20 and today, so I just kept the sloppy theme throughout the rest of the fic. Anyway even if it’s not 4/20 when your reading this (and it’s most likely not) I hope you have a good day, and if you smoke I hope you have a nice bowl to yourself or with a friend today!
Bye! 💙💙💙
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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oh my god.
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😭 Adorable 😭
Kissing prompt #27 with Larry Johnson pls?
12. Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.
"You think they noticed us?", you whisper worriedly, turning your head to glance behind you.
The man next to you just replies with a low chuckle and an eyebrow raise. You know that if he didn't have to keep quiet right now, he'd tease you endlessly for your fretting. Larry is always the carefree one, he never really seems to be uneasy about anything. Sometimes you wonder if that's a side effect of the weed.
"I'm sure Sal will keep them from doing that." he replies and, with a tilt of his head, motions for you to get behind a corner inside a small opening in front of the window. He's right behind you, eager to feel your skin against his.
Larry's hands snake up to pin you against the wall behind the two of you. His dark eyes are glinting with amusement. The man is clearly leaving the worrying to you.
However, the wrinkles on your forehead don't go unnoticed by the brunette. His stare falters and grows soft as he gently lifts your chin with two fingers.
"Hey, hey... no reason to worry, dude. It's just a family dinner, no one will hang us for sneaking away for a minute.", his voice is soft and gentle now, loving even.
"Even though my mom loves speaking to you, she'll have to make due with her other son for a few minutes.", and the cheeky grin is back, but this time you're hesitantly smiling with him, allowing his hands to encircle your waist.
"You're a nuisance, you know that?"
Larry doesn't answer. Instead, his head dips down, eyes focused on your lips, and his face lingers a few seconds in front of yours.
You can smell the cheap aftershave he uses, mixed with a faint trace of cigarette smoke and coffee, and you fight the urge to bury your face in his neck.
His nose bumps against yours and with a breathy laugh he closes the distance between the two of you, capturing your lips with his own.
Larry's lips are chapped, they always are, but it rarely matters when he's so tender, so affectionate with you. His fingers move up again, cupping your face, grounding you as your eyes flutter closed.
You stay like this for a while, exchanging kisses and giggles, before you can hear Lisa looking for you, and you stumble back into the living room, laughing like two lovesick teenagers.
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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physically i’m here, mentally i’m in the arms of a fictional character
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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ALL RIGHT BOYS HERE IT IS! I’m writing a smut and I’ve made my mind up IMO it’s suuuucks but I’m still publishing it I’m basically edging you guys with the Idea of a smut at this point so I’m just gonna post it. But in the mean time, Sally Smut Headcannons. My comfort zone 😭
⚠️ CW : mentions of bondage, Sadism, breeding, and public sex if you squint.
⚠️ MINORS DNI ⚠️
SAL FISHER SMUT HCS
All characters are over 18– takes place during the college chapter of the game.
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-Very kinky
- Most of your friends think that Sal is like the most vanilla guy out there but that’s just because he hides it well.
- Larry doesn’t even know
- “Sal if you had to pick a kink when kink would you be into”
- “Uhhh, I don’t really have a kink dude. I guess like holding they’re hands above their head so they can’t move them? Is that bondage?”
- They just laughed at him.
- Little do they know about his breeding kink, the fact that he’s a master at tying you up with ropes, and his public sex kink, but it’s okay they don’t need to know about that.
- Very vocal (dirty talk)
- He’s picked up on the fact that when he says something to you that gets you going you’ll squeeze down on him.
- He loves that shit.
- One time he was fingering you after finishing in you already to prepare you for another round
- Oh also he loves to overstimulate you ;)
- “God you look so pretty with all of my cum dripping out of you like this baby.”
- When you let out a whimper and clenched on his fingers it was already over for you.
- “Awe do you like when I talk to you like the little slut you are baby?”
- “Yes! Please keep going!”
- Sal was already hard again and it had only been like 3 minutes if that shows you how much he gets off on teasing you with his words
- “Alright my love, but don’t whine when I don’t go easy on you”
- He kissed your temple and got straight to work.
-Overstimulation
- circling back to overstimulation,
- he’s rlly into it.
- like a lot.
-loves to see you squirm under him.
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— You’ve already came three times within 30 minutes. Sally was still hovering over you with those dark eyes and shit eating grin.
—“Come on baby, just one more time for me”
—Whines bubbled up from your throat.
—“Sal! P-please I can’t take another one”
—Sal just laughed and slowed both his fingers that were inside you and his thumb on your clit. He leaned closer to you to whisper in your ear.
—“Shh. I know it’s hard baby, but I believe in you. Just one more time then I’ll fuck you like you want me too okay?”
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-According to Sal the best feeling in the world is being able to feel you getting close followed by you clenching rhythmically around him (whether that be his fingers or his dick) when you cum.
-knows that you will be super wet and tight after multiple orgasms so that’s how he justifies himself when you ask why he does it.
-“just so I know your completely ready… No other reason..”
-In reality is more of a soft sadism thing then anything else but is way too ashamed to admit it.
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-Breeding Kink Breeding Kink Bree-
-yeah he’s got a breeding kink
-says things like:
-“fuuuck yes, you feel so good around me. Keep squeezing on me like that so I can put a baby in you.”
-“Awe baby, your so whiney. Do you need me to pump you full of my cum? Is that it?”
-“God babe, keep bouncing just like that. Keep it in when I cum though. Need to get you knocked up remember?”
-DOES NOT want kids atm so you use protection whether that be condoms or birth control (he prefers the latter but never pressures you into using it)
-HOWEVER he definitely wouldn’t mind a mini you running around the house.
-just isn’t very realistic with the two of you having collage student income.
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-Quickies
-like I said earlier he isn’t open about his kinks or even his sex life
-when living with three other people that can get difficult
-when the others are home he has to keep the volume down so he covers your mouth and tried his hardest to stay quiet himself
-but that’s not really his style
-will literally drag you out to the shed to fuck you as loud as he wants
-Neil keeps a bed in there for when he pulls all nighters researching
-but god, if he knew all of the stains that were on that thing…
-(the shed is secretly his favorite place to fuck now)
- he’ll never admit it tho.
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-Rope master
-saw shibari porn one time and decided it was definitely for him
-he can’t help it, you just look so cute tied up for him
-uses the fanciest ropes money can buy in your favorite color
-doesn’t suspend you in the air or anything like that
-mostly because he can’t afford a rig
-but he does tie you so you can’t cover yourself with your hands or move
-uses it for two very different scenarios
-Overstimulation:
-“Awe baby. Does it feel like it’s too much? Such a shame you can’t do anything but take it, huh?”
-and underestimation
-“Do you need more baby? What, it’s not enough? To bad you can’t grind against me. Don’t worry we’ve got all night.”
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-Sadist
-rlly sadistic tbh
-Sal is the one you’d least expect to be too
-he just loves to see you whining helpless
-no matter how much he teases you or talks down to you he always makes sure you know the safe word and that you can use it whenever you need to and everything will immediately stop.
-he will always take care of you and put your thoughts feelings before his pleasure
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Alrighty hope you guys enjoyed this! I rlly miss writing for Sally face and I figured I owe you guys a smut fic at this point so please let me know what you think of it! 💙💙
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📎Paperclip- A random fact about Sal Fisher
Sal is a fidgeter
His hands are normally always moving
Besides messing with his nails, nail beds, and picking random scabs from Gizmo's love bites
Sal also does little magic tricks.
Especially coin tricks.
His most common trick is "La Tourniquet" or The French Drop
I won't reveal the magician's trick, but there's literally no magic going on here.
It's one of those things you have to practice
Over and over
For months
And the progress you make is so slow, that it seems like you're not progressing at all
So imagine you're Sal's SO.
Sal gets flustered around you, he can't help it
So he fidgets
Out comes the coin, a rare misprint Robert gave him.
If you live with Sal or spend most of your time with him
You're gonna hear that coin hit the floor
Over and over
For months
I probably should have added this to the post with "things Sal does that will take some getting used to" post
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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Guys we have a confirmed Sallyface 2
I literally can’t figure out why the link won’t work so I posted the video but if you can please check out his TikTok and the original vid.
I’m so fucking excited 😭💙
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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Plotting Methods for Meticulous Plotters
A Guide for the Seasoned and the Not-So-Plot Savvy
This is a subject that a lot of writers tend to struggle with. They have ideas, great ideas, but are uncertain how to string them together into a solid plot. There are many methods that have been devised to do so, and most seem to be based on something you might remember:
The 5 Point Method
This is your basic plot diagram:
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Exposition – This is the beginning of your story. This is where you introduce your character (s), establish a setting, and also present your main conflict.
Rising Action – Your story now begins to build. There are often multiple key events that occur where your main character may be faced with a new problem he has to solve or an unexpected event is thrust at him.
Climax – Everything you’ve been writing has been leading up to this moment. This is going to be the most exciting part of your story where your main character faces the main conflict and overcomes it.
Falling Action – This is mostly tying up loose ends after your main conflict is resolved. They are minor things that weren’t nearly as important as the main conflict, but still needed to be dealt with.
Resolution –The end of the story.
This is probably the easiest way to remember how to string together a single (or multiple) plots. It may be easier for some to define the main plot as the central conflict, or the thing that’s causing your main character a huge problem/is his goal.
The 8 Point Method
This method is used to write both novels and film scripts, and further breaks down the 5 Point Method. From the book Write a Novel and Get It Published: A Teach Yourself Guide by Nigel Watts:
Stasis – The opening where the story takes place. Here you introduce your main character and establish a setting (Watts defines it as an “everyday” setting, something normal, but it can be whatever you want).
Trigger or Inciting Incident – The event that changes your character’s life an propels your story forward. This is where you introduce the main conflict.
The Quest – The result of the event. What does your character do? How does he react?
Surprise – This section takes of the middle of the story and involves all of the little setbacks and unexpected events that occur to the main character as he tries to fix the problems he’s faced with and/or achieve his goal. This is where you as an author get to throw complication, both horrible and wonderful, at your protagonist and see what happens.
Critical Choice –At some point your character is going to be faced with making a decision that’s not only going to test him as individual, but reveal who he truly is to the audience. This cannot be something that happens by chance. The character must make a choice.
Climax – This is the result of the main character’s critical choice, and should be the highest point of tension in the story.
Reversal – The consequence of the choice and climax that changes the status of your protagonist, whatever that may be. It could make him a king, a murderer, or whatever else you like but it has to make sense with the rest of the story.
Resolution – The end of the story where loose ends are tied up. You’re allowed to leave things unresolved if you intend to write a sequel, but the story itself should be stand alone.
Three Act Structure
While this method is usually for screenplays, it is also used in writing novels (for instance The Hunger Games novels are split up into three acts). From the The Screen Writer’s Workbook by Syd Field: Acts 1 and 3 should be about the same length while Act 2 should be double. For instance if you were writing a screenplay for a two hour film Acts 1 and 3 would be 30 minutes each while Act 2 would be 60 minutes.
Act 1, Set Up – This contains the inciting incident and a major plot point towards the end. The plot point here leads into the second act and is when the protagonist decides to take on the problem he’s faced with.
Act 2, Confrontation – This contains the midpoint of the story, all of the little things that go wrong for the protagonist, and a major plot point towards the end that propels the story into the third act. This is the critical choice the character must make.
Act 3, Resolution – This is where the climax occurs as well as the events that tie up the end of the story.
Another way to look at this method is that there are actually three major plot points, or disasters, that move the plot forward. The first is at the end of Act 1, the second is in the middle of Act 2, and the third is at the end of Act 2.
The Snowflake Method
A “top-down” method by Randy Ingermanson that breaks novel writing down into basic parts, building upon each one. You can find his page on the method here. His ten steps:
Write a single sentence to summarize your novel.
Write a paragraph that expands upon that sentence, including the story set up, the major conflicts, and the ending.
Define your major characters and write a summary sheet corresponding to each one that includes: the character’s name, their story arc, their motivation and goal, their conflict, and their epiphany (what they will learn).
Expand each sentence of your summary paragraph in Step 2 into its own paragraph.
Write a one page description of your major characters and a half page description of less important characters.
Expand each paragraph in Step 4 into a page each.
Expand each character description into full-fledged character charts telling everything there is to know about the characters.
Make a spreadsheet of all of the scenes you want to include in the novel.
Begin writing the narrative description of the story, taking each line from the spreadsheet and expanding the scenes with more details.
Begin writing your first draft.
Wing It
This is what I do. I tend to keep in mind the basic structure of the 5 Point Method and just roll with whatever ideas come my way. I’ve never been a fan of outlines, or any other type of organization. According to George R.R. Martin, I’ve always been a gardener, not an architect when it comes to writing. I don’t plan, I just come up with ideas and let them grow. Of course, this may not work for some of you, so here are some methods of organization:
Outlines
Notecards
Spreadsheets
Lists
Character Sheets
And if all else fails, you can fall on the advice of the great Chuck Wendig: 25 Ways to Plot and Prep Your Story.
Remember, none of the methods above are set in stone. They are only guidelines to help you finally write that novel.
-Morgan
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine
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*covers the badly drawn guitar in a fuck ton of shadow*
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bluehairedboyhcs · 3 years
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Ooh thank you and yesss I hate that it's so hard to find but oof why not think of things you'd headcanon for yourself and try and practice and post those ? I mean I'll request something soon but I want you to write things you're comfy with first such as: vanilla, female reader x characters or male reader x characters, bdsm, rough or hardcore or anything else you may or may not have a problem with!
💀💀 I know I'm a lil freaky myself so I dont like blasting it at people and they're just like
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Lol yeah that sounds like a good idea! I’ll try it out
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bluehairedboyhcs · 3 years
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I read yourrr smut of sal x reader and it made my day thankzzzzzz , but if you ever have the time can you please make submissive sal x dom reader smut or nsfw?I think it would be rlly coooool
Thank u sm!!! Yeah I’ll give it a shot when I can! 💙💙💙
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bluehairedboyhcs · 3 years
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Hi um do you do smut ? I'm just wondering and wanted to say something now before putting you in an uncomfy situation
Hello! Yes and no. I reeeeally want to do smut but the closest I’ve gotten was a headcannon I wrote for Larry. I really want to start doing smut because smut is so fucking hard to find on here for SF but I’m just so bad at it and feel like it’s not good enough lol. If u give me a specific ask I’ll give it my best shot tho!! 💙💙💙
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some sally face art :))
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bluehairedboyhcs · 3 years
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This is so cute!!
hi um !! i saw you were open for imagine requests. if possible i’d like to request one where sal and the reader are fake dating and catch actual feelings? thank you so much. :)
AHHHH IM SO HAPPY. You’re my first request so I tried putting as much love to this as I could. Sorry if it’s a bit rushed, I was in between classes while writing this, but I hope you enjoy it! 
At first, dating Sal had only one intention: to forget about your crush on Larry and his crush on Ash. You had both agreed that it was something mutual and there would be no hurt feelings, although you both felt a bit uncomfortable knowing it was some sort of loveless relationship.
You both sat quietly in his room, trying to avoid the thick air surrounding the two of you. Earlier at school, while you two were walking together, as according to the verbal rules you told each other to make seem your relationship believable, you stumbled upon Larry and Ash holding hands while sharing a few kisses here and there. You turned to Sal, attempting to decipher his emotions under the prosthetic. He seemed calm, almost nonchalant. Sighing a bit, you felt a ton of bricks fall off your shoulders. Lately your feelings for Larry had been faltering, and it seemed as if you were beginning to like Sal. You knew the relationship was for moving on, but the things you both did felt so real. You would go on dates, share laughs, and you both had even begun to express your love language, whether it be hugging or a simple compliment. You hope you weren’t the only one feeling this, or you would be in deep shit.
Sal had been contemplating about his relationship with you lately. He had never put much thought into it, so he didn’t understand why now out of all times. As he saw Ash with Larry, he felt sort or relieved, almost happy for himself. Not because he would finally get to break up with you, no not at all, it was more so as he finally was free. He finally just had time for you, and this relationship could move into maybe something more serious, more real. He saw the way you looked at him when you thought he wasn’t paying attention, the way you laughed whole heartedly at his jokes, how you always listened to him even when no one else would. He loved the way you paid attention to him throughout everything, and you supported him through his worst. He trusted you enough to tell you about the cult and the murders surrounding the apartments, and luckily that didn’t scare you off. He knew he had to do something about these feelings, or else he’d regret the day he fell for you.
“Hey Sal… you okay?” You tried to break the tension with a simple question, earning a small hum in response. “Oh, um, yeah. Can I ask you something?” He seemed nervous, making your senses perk up with worry. He scooted a bit closer to you, almost closing the gap between you two. “What if I wanted to end this relationship? Not as in break up, but more like… how should I say this? I think I’ve fallen for you, and I want to start over with an actual relationship instead of some fake one.” Your eyes widen, breaking eye contact with the ground and looking up at him. He begins to sweat a bit under his mask, trying to find some sign of negativity in your face. You begin to chuckle a bit before giving him a peck on his masked cheek. “You know, I was thinking the same thing. Thank God I wasn’t alone in this, it felt like walking in a dark alleyway.” You hear a small snort coming from under the mask, while Sal begins nodding his head. “Good thing you feel the same. So, ready to start over with me? I’ll make sure to hold your hand the whole way through.” You grab his hand before standing up. “I’m ready.”
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