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Everyone: Laios is a generic blond human fighter!
Laios: Learns healing magic, can sense the presence of undead when nobody else can, is constantly being contacted by a higher power.
Y'all, Laios isn't a generic fighter. He's a paladin.
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Pop-up blockers and adblockers are like condoms for media piracy
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A diplomat from a foreign nation comes to meet with the brand new king and finds him gnawing on a Kong
Laios isn't allowed to have chewelry anymore because he kept biting off chunks of it and swallowing them. Falin is on a constant quest to find an oral stim toy that this man can't bite through.
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Do you think Laios' parents tried to visit him after he became king
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Laios isn't allowed to have chewelry anymore because he kept biting off chunks of it and swallowing them. Falin is on a constant quest to find an oral stim toy that this man can't bite through.
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Why TF is #aries trending on April 20. Aries season just ended. It's Taurus Time now.
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I want to sincerely apologize for the assininity I perpetuated when I was younger and dumber. Unfortunately it will happen again
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Say it with me folks
Intrusive thoughts are distressing and repulsive to the person thinking them! That's why they're called intrusive!
Stop calling your impulsive thoughts "Intrusive!"
Impulsive thought: What if I ate soap?
Intrusive thought: What if I drank bleach?
Impulsive thought: What if I trip my friend?
Intrusive thought: What if I stab my friend?
Impulsive thought: What if I cut all my hair off?
Intrusive thought: What if I cut all my fingers off?
Impulsive thought: What if I jump into the lake?
Intrusive thought: What if I jump off the cliff?
Impulsive thought: What if I punch my sibling?
Intrusive thought: What if I rape my sibling?
Know the difference!
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Did you know the Earth is the only known planet with a moon that is the right distance from the planet so that it appears the exact same size as the sun, and makes total solar eclipses possible? What a miraculous planet we live on!
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They should've called Stan "Stein" in the English dub since their coat of arms is Albert Einstein
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Fucking seriously?
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Explanation to the robot mpreg with a human baby. Now. (Pls)
Witness and suffer.
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