it's always high camp when you get into a new piece of media and you're like "ok, even though this character is seemingly designed to make me froth at the mouth, i will resist, i will stay strong, i won't become a parody of myself" and then you watch the character for about five seconds and you imprint on them

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

Horn on Main Finals: Kinn (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Boston (Only Friends)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Kinn: "Despite his entire fucking home and mafia compound being straight up invaded by the minor family, his life threatened, his brothers' lives threatened, his beloved bodyguards' lives threatened, several dead and more wounded... this man is immediately down to fuck when his boyfie says "give me your gun". Dickstracted. Dicklirious. Dickmatized. Time and place, ya horndog! See also: every other scene with Kinn."

Boston: "Literally the slut of the show even if they could have had him score more ass not gonna lie still he got 5 on screen sex partners with sex scenes with all of them, needless to say more? that boy is horny 24/7 and only thinks with his "magical dick that turn everybody gay" as invented by my friend Joni literally the main conflict of the show starts cuz this horny bastard cannot deal with his ex hook up actually liking his nerdy virgin friend

So I think this is enough as a presentation and if it isn't look up his tumblr hashtag to see for yourself"

Btw Israel let Palestinians celebrate not one (1) holiday in peace. They didn’t grant Christian Palestinians access to Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, they actively attacked families who were already starving at Iftar during Ramadan, and now there are several reports of families being killed on Eid al-Fitr—a sacred multi-day holiday practiced by lots of Arabs. It breaks my heart imagining the Palestinian families in Gaza right now, most of whom are spending Eid mourning loved ones who were taken by Israeli strikes. Most of us will never understand the sheer magnitude of that pain.

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

 So I’ve been reading about the finnish folk religion, and apparently in finnish culture, there used to be a time period in which it is considered acceptable to stil linger in your home after your death. That period is 6 weeks, and after that, it’s considered haunting, which is simply just rude.

 There are also acceptable and unacceptable reasons to go around haunting people. Those who committed grave crimes, sins or witchcraft would appear to try and either confess or fix the ills they had done. Those who were buried improperly would come back to complain about it.

 There was a tale of a woman who was buried unwashed (a corpse must always be washed, I don’t know if this is a thing in other cultures but it is here), and for weeks and months the people of her household were frightened to get up and go take a piss at night, knowing that she had yet again appeared naked, squatting in the wash basin, moaning, “why didn’t y’all wash me?”

 And I would like to specify: The dead did not necessarily come as incorporeal figures and ghosts, but occasionally possessing their own old corpses, leaving dirt on your floors and a rotten stench in your house.

There was a man who - the tale says - simply refused to remain in his grave because it was boring, so he went around frightening people and pulling horrible pranks. When his corpse was dug up, it was discovered his socks had been worn to holes. They buried him face down, stating that if he won’t stay down by Christ, he’d better stay down by Satan. That, apparently, worked.

 In nursing school, we were taught how to handle the dead body of a patient. I asked my teacher why our instructions specified that the feet of the deceased should be tied together. She said she did not know.

An alle die sich angesprochen fühlen, aber besonders an den Idioten (affectionate) der den Fantakuchen poll gemacht hat:

Wikipedia hat das ranzigste Bild diesseits der Donauwelle in dem Artikel Fanta cake

Bitte, irgendwer tue etwas dagegen!

Ich mein, das is doch nich schön sowas!

SABRINA CARPENTER via Instagram (April 6, 2024)

I forgot that writing is very fun and that you're playing pretend. like all this shit and pressure about craftsmanship and art! NO!!!! you are a grown up playing with dolls! it is silly and you should have sooooo much fun pushing their heads together to make them smooch!!! or torturing them, which is what I did to my toys as a child, to the point where my mom thought I was going to grow up evil

You’re an incurable romantic.

write the fanfic. yes, even if you think it's not gonna be good. because it could very well become the one fic that completely rocks one (1) stranger's world

The BDS Movement's response:

Boycott Eurovision

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Bonus:

that was a study break well spent for me @kpquickndirty remixes are welcome <3

So many amazing artists are on Tumblr. I felt like I had to add my bit at my skill level. @kpquickndirty I present Kinn and Porsche on a normal day in their lives. And yes. #remix away people.

These two. Always living their best lives.