Mute and Toot

Awww! Your widdle scwunchy face is so cute, sweetie! You wook just wike dis! I fink someone's making a big poopy in hims pants, isn't hims? Yes hims is! Hims is gonna have a vewy dirty diapee in a moment!

Hahaha! I can't believe you actually don't use toilets anymore! I mean, your wife told me she'd sent you to a regression center after she caught you cheating on her, but actually seeing you like this is something else. You look so stupid! A grown man pulling a 'potty face' and pooping in a diaper! I'd heard that boys who go through the centers end up back in diapers, but I expected you to try and be discreet about using them. Instead you started grunting and straining like you were trying to make it as obvious as possible! They really did train you to act like a big toddler in there, didn't they?

Oopsie! I forgot I'm not supposed to talk to you like this anymore! Your wife, sorry, your Mommy, told me to always speak to you wike you're just a widdle baby. She said it would be ideal if you never get treated like an adult ever again, so get used to women cooing at you and making silly faces, sweetie! That's how grown-ups act around babies! Now, how about mister stinky-britches finishes making boom-boom in hims diapee, then hims babysitter can give hims a nice, long changie... with extra baby-talk!

Even Naughty Nurses need some Potty Training sometimes :)