my college wifi blocked the newports website D:

you cannot stop us.

I'm like if a man could have sex with electricity

I'm like if a man could have sex with electricity

I'm that one character that everyone is afraid of because of my general appearance but then once you actually speak to me I'm actually a clumsy doofus and then when you tell people about me they go "who are you talking to?" and you say "oh that one fuckin dude, his name was bitchass" and then there's a hush over the bar and your friend goes "that can't be true... bitchass DIED OVER FIFTY YEARS AGO" OOOOOOHHH WOOOOOOOH *insert ghost noises here*

my entire purpose in life is to greatly concern anyone who crosses my path just from my appearance and vibes alone

my entire purpose in life is to greatly concern anyone who crosses my path just from my appearance and vibes alone

pussy had me like  yaaaaay~ ^_^

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

mike’s hard past couple of months

exposing my followers to venture bros by posting only completely out of context scenes

this wouldn't leave my brain

emo bands be like "this our newest song about romanticizing suicide and how taking drugs will make your dick stop working, it's called "microwaving a tortilla several times in a row in an attempt to make it a hard shell instead", buy it at walmart, or pirate it we don't care"

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

having some vodka and I ran out of drinks in my fridge, so rather than drinking a shot straight without a chaser or mixer or spending like two bucks for a drink from the vending machine I took the mini oranges in my room and squeezed them into a shot glass to mix myself a super mini screwdriver

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to