the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
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So yes I think everyone should be forced to sit on a friend of a friend’s back porch and smoke a blunt with a scumbag. Just once.
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she spongin' on my bob until i square in my pants
this one's a winner
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hey um i didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this but you walked off a cliff and haven't looked down yet
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waiter theres a gouger in my soup
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sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor
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All is Vanity by Charles Allan Gilbert (American illustrator), 1892
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wow, ok, unfollowing now. i knew he made them a cookie, but im only now finding out that he eated it
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obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping
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I just saw a gif of anal sex on my dashboard, but thankfully the blog’s avatar was pixelated for my safety
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Not sure if anyone got back to you about the karl hoodie but i got a confirmation email!! I would check your spam since my confirmation email for george’s 9mil hoodie went to spam and i panicked since it still hasnt shipped lol
thank you for letting me know, appreciate you lots ♡!!
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love when u can see someones boxer waistband above their pants like lol… harlot
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It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun
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