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bisexual-cowboye · 3 days
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Made a cake for Tumblr's favourite holiday ☺️
Happy Ides to those who celebrate 🗡️🗡️
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bisexual-cowboye · 3 days
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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?
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bisexual-cowboye · 6 days
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i was just scrolling through petfindr as i do and look at who i found
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they’re beautiful.
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bisexual-cowboye · 6 days
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new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making art for it is there?
The Fans:
W̡̨͍̞̯ͬͦͤ̍̽͑̌͠E̼̠̪̩̯͈̩̖̳͛͋ͧͭͪ ̣̣̐̚ͅH̡͇͓̓̈́͛ͨ̏͛ͯŲ͔̙̳͇͔̺͓̲͚̐̇ͯ̃́̈N̛̈͐͗̍҉͕̗̗̠̞̗̠̱Ǧ̵̹̜̪̪̖̫̌ͨ̂̇͂ͬȨ̶̥̻̱̦̤̥̬̬͕ͩͪͤͧ̇͗̿R̵̢̘̘̩̠̜̭̭̯̅ͩ͂͆̉̅̎ͩ͜ͅ ̛̖͎̞̎̂̐͊̿̑ͣ͊̐͜͟F̵̹͈̯̘̣̀̽Ô̲̯͇̪̰̼͕̬͒ͣͪ̎͜R͓͚̱͔͌̍̔͐̓̈̚̕͜ͅ ̺̥͙͐́͟ͅN̲̹̘̤̱̅̊ͨ̀͝E̸̺͉̦̼͇̜͑ͯͭ̀W͈̳͉̘͈͓̅̃͘ ̸̣̜͙͉̀̊ͤ̐͐ͫͣ́͝B̵̨͇͍̟͎̞̦̝̄̎̌L̶̠̲̗̙ͥͮ̚Ŏ̊̋ͬ̉͡͏̞̥̤̫̱̪̝̮O̧̳͇͎͊̆ͭ͗̎ͤD̴̯͔̳̘̘̪̼ͨ̓̆͜ͅ 
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bisexual-cowboye · 6 days
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we need more women who are just fucking losers
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bisexual-cowboye · 11 days
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bisexual-cowboye · 11 days
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You are Gaius Julius Caesar, and it's a lovely day in March.
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bisexual-cowboye · 11 days
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for all i love the ides of march memes, something to remember today is that a) killing Caesar wasn't about overthrowing a tyrannical dictator and b) it ultimately didn't save the republic.
a) Caesar was a well liked leader among the common people. he distributed food to the populace, land to his soldiers, and it looked to them like he protected the borders in Gaul. the average person in Rome didn't really care if they were ruled by a senate or a dictator, so long as their lives were tolerable. the senate didn't kill Caesar for the people, they did it for themselves. it was just about putting the power back in the hands of many autocrats, rather than one.
b) Caesar's assassination directly led to TWO civil wars, with Augustus, who inherited Caesar's name, money and soldiers, coming out on top becoming the first emperor. all the damage that was done by subsequent power-mad emperors was his legacy. but if Caesar had just grown old and died in his bed, the republic probably would have reformed in his wake.
in conclusion, if you're gonna violently kill a bad politician, i support you, but please keep the energy up after that and make sure society as a whole gets better, instead of just letting someone else step in to fill the vacuum and continue their shitty legacy.
or, you know, use your access to democracy, which the common Romans did not have, and vote tyrannical politicians out. then make it stick by doing something continuously to help out on the ground.
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bisexual-cowboye · 11 days
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“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it
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bisexual-cowboye · 12 days
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Honey, what's tommorow again?
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bisexual-cowboye · 12 days
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Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
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bisexual-cowboye · 12 days
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she was the baddest, he was the realest
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bisexual-cowboye · 13 days
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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bisexual-cowboye · 13 days
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the t-shirt is holding on for dear life
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bisexual-cowboye · 13 days
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stabbing ceasar is OVER we move onto jk rowling now
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