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heard they find a big rock underground recently, so big in fact they think it maybe have once belonged to a king. or maybe an empererrr
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rock fact #107:the first time a human smashed rocks together to sharpen them was actually the invention of what we today call "SEX"
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dude shut up youre scaring this cool rock i found
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the rocks are, oh dear, the rocks are... well they.. um
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Eternal Flame Falls sounds like the coolest concept for a fantasy book. A path you follow down into a ravine until you find an ever-burning flame inside of a waterfall? That’s fuckin metal! But it’s not in a fantasy book it’s like an hour away from my house I can literally go see it any time! I remember it like once a month and lose my shit over it every time
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YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
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I see, we have allies everywhere
THE other day I went to a museum in my town and they had a gar in the tank and it was just swimming around with a rock in its long snout
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I'm gonna make it out of the facility this year I just know it
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I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.
It's right-handed
I am right-handed
There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly
I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.
There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.
I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.
A homo erectus made it
Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.
Who were you
A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?
Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?
Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?
Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?
Who were you?
What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?
What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.
Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?
Or has it always been divine?
Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?
Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.
The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.
Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?
I'm not religious.
But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine
I don't know what is.
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@big @fucking @rocks
Fuck it I'm starting a tag thing
Put one out of context picture in your camera roll and tag at least 2 people
@prisencolinensinainciusol09 @professional-termite @jules-n-gems
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at the function searching for gemstones
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this charlatan is peddling lies, deception spills from their mouth as easily as they exhale air. swallowing rocks cures all indigestion instantly, the more rocks the better. swallow various rocks and stones from the ground as soon as you can, to be sure.
if it works for large birds it could work for you: swallowing rocks to help you digest food!
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I understand deeply. tell your rocks I love them please
say what you will about rocks. please.I like to hear about them
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beautiful. I love it. may I ask their names or is that too personal?
say what you will about rocks. please.I like to hear about them
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say what you will about rocks. please.I like to hear about them
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I'm going to find the person who started this meme and throw them at the nearest wall
if it works for large birds it could work for you: swallowing rocks to help you digest food!
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if it works for large birds it could work for you: swallowing rocks to help you digest food!
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