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bianco-asterisco · 4 years ago
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(via Escape From Flavortown : DungeonsAndDragons)
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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Theo: Thank god the milk guy is here, I’m tired of hearing ‘you’re out of milk, whens your next delivery coming’ Me: Not as soon as me if you dont get off my dick about it.
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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whom else here gay and craving physical affection can i get a yeehaw
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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me: *crying my eyes out* someone: are u okay? me, wiping away my tears pretending like i wasnt just crying: yeah bro im fuckin flexin
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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addition of an ace kirby flag because kirby loves everyone.
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lgbt kirby icons (if you’re on desktop, click on the pics to see meanings of each flag!)
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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‘do you call all the guys you meet sweetheart or just the polite ones?’ -me when men call me pet names at work
Elliot, transmasc, he/him or they/them dont call me a girl
Have a good TDOV kids.
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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 ͡° ) Don’t.
 ͜ʖ ͡° ) Stop.
 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Me.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Now.
Don’t stop me…
‘cause I’m having a good time ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ HAVING A GOOD TIME ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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every time i remember that shiba inus are one of fords favorite pets i cant help but think him doing this
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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some days its worth going on 4chan and wading through the garbage for gems like this
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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@agenderedvoid
retail gothic
You don’t remember applying for a job here. You don’t remember getting hired. You have a vague memory of coming in for something small. Now you have a name-tag. You are part of the network.
Someone asks where an item is. You know exactly where it’s located. You know where everything is, except the exit.
You’re not sure if the song on the radio ever changes, or if it’s just a loop of vocals chanting words in a language no one understands. When you listen closer everything devolves into white static and you wake in the break room with your manager muttering into her walkie-talkie. She looks relieved when you sit up. No one mentions the incident again.
“Do you work here?” You are confused. Do you work here? You look down. You wear the uniform. You’re stocking a shelf. You don’t know. It’s been a long time since you wondered.
Company policy requires that you interact with every customer. They pretend not to notice your desperately bright smile and strained tone and you pretend not to notice their white, hungry smiles and the swirling darkness behind their eyes. Everyone is satisfied.
“Have a good day,” you insist. You don’t mean it. They stare at you, grin, and say “You too.” They do mean it. Night comes soon.
A customer demands to speak to the manager. You tremble and call over the radio. She hasn’t lost a challenge yet, but you know her days are numbered.
Your coworker puts in his two week notice. He has a new job, he tells you, his smile too large. Better pay. Weekends off. You watch him disappear into the break room. You’ll never see him again.
The “Employees Only” sign is there for a reason. The creature that roams the warehouse knows not to attack those wearing the uniform. It has no such consideration for trespassers.
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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todays lunch was banana flavored gibby moonpie
after last weeks chocolate wayne
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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Oath of Bees
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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i ate wayne for lunch today
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bianco-asterisco · 5 years ago
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Im so, happy
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