in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

The Princess Bride (1987)

HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE. please don't repost.

snoopy of the day

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

now i'm falling apart again ♡

my blog’s theme is me. a compilation of every single thing i love. every interest. every musing. and everything in between.

btw love will make you do crazy things. like glowing pink in the night in your room for example

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn’t my oyster, it’s my deluxe lego set.

HUNTER SCHAFER at the Schiaparelli Haute Couture SS24 show in Paris (Jan 22, 2024)