I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

the man the myth the monster muncher

Today I learned you can slam your Miis onto the floor

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Dungeon meshi is a great show cause they will casually drop a big detail about lore and just move on

Like what do you mean the Dwarves are facing unjust racism at the hands of the Lord of The Island

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVERAL HALFLINGS WERE KIDNAPPED BY ELVES AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN???? COME BACK!!

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

Update

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

First proper Moomins drawing, and it's a joke from Discord with a friend 👍

(Also my birthday is very soon, yipeeee :D)

dadchuck is everything to me

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.