Pee in a cup and leave it outside near ants - if they avoid it's probably not diabetes, if they seem interested, you might have sugar in your pee and should get checked out

what the fuck is this 1200's medical science 101

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

Like The Wind

tribute to myhouse.wad

512*256 pixel art canvas made in Pixel Studio

where is the xkcd comic of the mineralogists or whatever. that but animals

Season 8, Episode 20 - Tax Fraud

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

bunny comic

the thing about microbiology when you're NOT working in human health is that you have to make peace with the fact that a big chunk of bacteria out there were first identified, described, sequenced, and named from the human microbiome. like, specifically named in reference to where it is found on the body. even if it exists plentifully elsewhere.

and this makes sense okay but it's mildly weird when you're doing literally anything other than human medicine and you've gotta be like, "Hello! We found the bacteria Sciencename comesfromvagina growing in our fish stocks. We promise nobody dunked their cooch in the water. It's totally natural. Anyway, we discovered that it helps the fish grow, so we're going to give them more pussy bacteria."

Breaking the family curse (being the first to get a diagnosis)

not now honey¹, momma²'s watching her stories³

¹ he/him doggirl gf

² fagdyke mommy dom

³ puella magi madoka magica

still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???

you know I just wanna say it wouldnt be like miss piggy saying “EXCUSE ME, he asked for no pickles” while kermit hides behind her shyly, like some people might think it would go.

piggy and kermit would sit on the table and begin eating and when kermit opens his burger he sighs when he sees they gave him pickles after specifically asking to not give him (i think kermit would be perfectly ok with eating pickles but let’s pretend otherwise for this specific scenario) but tries to pretend nothing’s wrong

but piggy notices and she’s like “whats wrong kermie” and he’s like “what? nothing’s wrong what do you mean” and she’s like “kermieee I can tell when there’s something wrong just tell me what’s wrong”

and kermit’s like “miss piggy you dont have to intrude in my burger” and piggy gets mad “im not INTRUDING i just want to help”

“ok miss piggy thank you i appreciate it but it’s fine”

“it’s NOT fine you can just tell me that it’s not fine”

“I WOULD if it wasn’t fine but since it’s fine then there’s nothing I need to tell you”

“show me the burger kermit”

“miss piggy please”

“show me the BURGER, kermit”

and they go on like that for like, an hour

shaggy & scooby go to the krusty krab

They’re Selling Chocolates

Acrylic on canvas

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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