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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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i have this exact same hc
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every now and then, Spy captures someone from the BLU team and forces them to listen to his woes. he's like the trauma dumper in your Discord DMs, just without spilling all his (important) secrets
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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he was tired
I'm tired too ( .... help me
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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just 2 old men kissing
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I love that- Sniper the alien believer. Ok ok ok— Hear me out:
Red Sniper 100% believing the other team is composed fully of aliens right? Because how else would Mann co find people who look so similar?!
So, Sniper is naturally on edge around the Blu team, even going as far as picking spots to nest during battles to limit direct contact so he can figure out if they mean well or not (Ya’know, parasitic or just… on brand grey Martians). Well, naturally, Blu Spy (who is not an alien, mind you) picks up on the Red Sniper’s strange habits that seemingly sprung out of nowhere. Because sure, just like himself, Red Sniper prefers to be alone, work alone, but totally isolating himself is new.
So, Blu Spy, being the nosy man he is, decides to investigate etc etc, and eventually gets Red Sniper to trust him enough to chat occasionally between backstabs and decapitations. At the same time, Red Sniper learns Blu Spy is curious and becomes curious himself bc, Aliens. Anyone who believes in aliens to a certain extent wants to learn more, right? And hey; Maybe they’re not as scary as he thought? (Except Blu Sniper… who’s freaky as all hell)
Many events occur between Red Sniper and Blu Spy as they get to know another, one thinking the other is an alien and slowly realising he doesn’t really mind, while the other finds Sniper’s interests and personality more and more… ‘intoxicating’ (Fancy word Blu Spy would write in his man diary)
So, Red Sniper and Blu Spy become pals, then more than that over time. And one warm desert evening they're chilling in Red Sniper's camper van after the sims 4 Woohoo (bc enemies to friends to alien… lovers??2?) and Sniper just casually says between he and Spy’s shared cigarette:
"Yer pretty good for an alien, mate." With the full conviction of a man who’s impressed by a ‘new experience’ (aka sims 4 Woohoo with an “alien”) And Blu Spy makes a face- the one where your nose scrunches up like you smelled something really bad- and slowly turns his head to the side to stare at Sniper (who is oblivious and just thinking about how maybe aliens aren't to be feared [or make not. Blu Sniper is freaky period]).
"Like... as a man from France?" Spy says, just really really confused, though slightly bemused, maybe his wild bushman is making a joke, and he takes the cigarette back. Sniper chuckles in that way people chuckle when they misunderstand and think your joking and reaches for the cigarette after Spy finishes his drawl with a;
“Haha, ‘France’, good one mate”
~B0nez, tired and on 2 energy drinks <3
This is a gr8 idea m8 >:)))) Sniper would be disappointed upon finding the truth, but i feel like they would have fun getting to the bottom of BLU Sniper^^
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Bruh that would make my imposter’s syndrome flare up if someone actually wanted to my (horrible) doll making skills lmfao ;3; you are so sweet with your tags omg!!! Me just sitting here like “who in their right mind would to buy this piece of garbage it’s horrible.” But you just have full confidence it’ll come out awesome and I just am LITERALLY dying of joy and happiness tumblr friend ;3; you are so sweet air hugs 🫂
BRO ITS A CENTAUR SNIPER, HOW COULD JT BE BAD??? hope it all goes well for you!! ^^!!
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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Santa’s comin to town
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Are you ready? 
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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he’s a man-eater [cc below]
Sn: no? why?
Sn: no? why?
Sp: there’s a HUMAN ARM in your fridge!
Sn: oh yea! that!
Sn: Yea, i figured I’d get the “stranded out in the middle of nowhere so i’m forced to cannibalize” bit of survival outta the way before it actually happens.
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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your art has been fuelling my hyperfixation, the way you draw sniper and spy tickles my brain and makes it go a little feral LOOK AT THEIR NOSES OH MY GOD
HAHAHA THANK U SM!! they’re just scrunkly little murder hobos, idk it’s fun to draw them like chewed up pieces of paper :))
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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because of you i give my spy a beauty mark
HAHAHAH MY INFLUENCE SPREADS >:))
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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Lol same anon as before! Thanks for the advice! I enjoy a mix of drawing n writing! Course it’s hard to get started and I just try to do it for fun rather than the likes! I think my tagging sucks HAHA plus I don’t got that confidence your art does XD (also I swear imma start that hurt comfort spy/sniper fic here eventually I got sick af and my ass is still taking a beating from this “cold”. Starting to think it ain’t a cold 🥶 fml LMFAO when better to write a hurt comfort fic than when you feel like crap?! Never it makes the angst FLOOOOOOOW XD also thanks for the advice!! You’re the best bro *air hug*
DAWWW i hope u get better >:00!!! I’m sure ur tagging is fine lol, it’s just hard to gain traction for such a small fandom :P just do what makes ya feel good ^^!
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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small comic i never finished ://
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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HHrrgh *sniff* rhhhhg *sobs*
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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Ur content literally makes me so happy like GAWD DAM I love the way you draw the funny gay men <333 XP
Thank you sm!! they are near and dear to my heart ^^
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beans-bacon69 · 1 year
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Why is sniper and literally everyone else hot in your artstyle
it is a curse, i can only draw people hot. everytime i try to draw someone ugly on purpose, they are hot. ^^
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