i am not me
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Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to
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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
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for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..
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hello fellow tumblrs. bcs x mp100 time
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Give me a V!
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Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…
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do not. sell my husband to one direction.
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Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit
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stood up too fast and now im experiencing horrors beyond my comprehension
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LESBIAN IN THESE CONDITIONS
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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets
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*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*
there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot
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Im not religious and wasnt raised as such until its time to say something unhinged at which point I become VERY catholic all the sudden
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*pitter patter* *pitter patter* *pitter patter* *plop*
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